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18+ eater, to random
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RE: https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe/112458596286334030

well I have a soda stream here, just give me a month of cumming so it can reach the the co2 nozzle

18+ gremlins,
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@eater better hurry before i get home, after that it's reserved 😌

gremlins, to random
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cis men continue to be at it again (trying to "teach" me out of the blue about basic unit conversions like i haven't already been doing them since i was 12, while I'm silently minding my own business trying to eat something for once today)

gremlins,
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how is that the timing???? not even asking, just fucking "educating" me about how to convert miles to kilometers (????? it's 1.6km in a mile, or 8/5, go away) the first time i am upright and in the main room today

i would already be annoyed, no one gives a shit about a surprise and condescending mansplanation without warning, but also he KNOWS this is not acceptable behavior toward me because he literally lived with me for 5 years

now he's annoyed because i told him if he was gonna be obnoxious at me i was leaving the room and then walked away mid-sentence

I'm the one who doesn't even get to eat with my kid now, after he ignored me saying no, the fuck is HE annoyed for

gremlins,
@gremlins@cijber.social avatar

i like it when cis dudes are Cool, Actually. sometimes y'all are fucking rad

but goddamn this shit he does, where he wants to feel like he is teaching me something, has never been it. I don't /care/holy shit

gremlins,
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y'all it gets worse, instead of me doing exact calculations via fractions which are my favorite mental math

it was some bullshit about ESTIMATING the value VIA Fibonacci sequence

please kill me 33 more days is 34 too many

gremlins, to random
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on one hand sometimes i post every thought and on another hand sometimes i would like the peace and quiet of no posts. on my third hand i shall simply actually start up my forum

gremlins,
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do y'all want to hang out on a forum with me as was intended on the internet

gremlins,
@gremlins@cijber.social avatar

update: now you can, at https://forum.gremlijns.nl

gremlins, to random
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my favorite part of mishearing vowels is that i am inventing incredible pet names for my partner and i am extremely unsorry

gremlins,
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tired: babe
wired: besje
inspired: slokje

gremlins,
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i especially love how it is sitting across the house intermittently muttering "slokje" in a moderately offended tone

18+ gremlins,
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@eater slake your thirst you filthy slut

18+ gremlins,
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@eater slootje

gremlins, to random
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absolutely leveled by pain today but shoutout to my partner for making it possible anyway for me to make meatball pizza 😌

gremlins,
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god i am so upset i am mcas reactive to tomatoes this is gonna be incredible

mine looks good too but mmmf tomato

a pizza with a white sauce base, with cheeses, meatballs, spinach, and green onion

gremlins, to random
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anyway I'm making cake, and bread

gremlins,
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brioche batter

gremlins,
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okay i think the pound cake is pretty pretty like this :3 i am slowly figuring out the oven, and the GF flours available to me

gremlins,
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oh that's fucking perfect 😌

eater, to random
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my penis has a name

gremlins,
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@eater it's a good name, bront

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