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gremlins

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discount dullahan
wanted in 6 countries for food crimes

chaos incarnate
not a person, not a girl.
30s-ish.
not nice, sometimes kind

there are 15ish of us. good luck

we have a ko-fi

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gremlins, to ebikes
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searching for e-bike recommendations for my disabled ass, that won't break the bank and have an amount of cargo capacity even if it's like a few bags of groceries (more is better, i'm a disaster)? I need to nearly-never pedal and especially not up any hills or anything

please RB πŸ₯Ί

gremlins, to knitting
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does anyone in denver need or want a yarn destash, with a set of metal chiaogoo interchangeables, a set of metal chiaogoo dpns, and a set of crochet hooks with clay handles for ease of grip? yarns are mostly cotton, alpaca, wool; a tiny bit of acrylic maybe for practice/learning? and it's all packed up in a bag that goes with it.

(pls reboost, i am trying to give stuff a home vs random donation to some place that'll underpay people to oversell it)

gremlins, to random
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"it's my favorite way pyrrh explains things, introducing 3 new concepts at a time, recursively"

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OH: "well at least i can use the libido effect! no wait. albino effect! (long pause) PLACEBO effect!!"

gremlins, to random
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when you are Concerned about sopranos and trumpet players (she is right and she should say it) and are trying your best but also maybe your handler is Wrong and doesn't know it yet πŸ˜‚

seri smooshed into my leg and dress but slightly calmer and looking sort of at me, uncertain as fuck
seri leaning against my shin looking disgruntled and resigned
seri laying next to my chair with her nose leaned through the armhole, looking up at me wearily

gremlins, to random
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she is at it again (being cute)

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bunnies by dre

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i do not like goodbyes but it helps i already have my own plane tickets

it was such a very good 6 weeks πŸ₯°

gremlins, to denver
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please RB!!
#denver #accessibility #communityShare (lmk good tags to put in)

i have a spare folding rollator with footrests, a seat, and a backrest plus extra bar for emergency use as a short term wheelchair if needed. it's like new. i had to replace it (and i also didn't need the extra features anymore), plus I am moving overseas, and I would love this to go to someone who needs it for absolutely nothing in the denver metro area. no questions asked.

i am in town until june 15 and can drive some distance to meet up somewhere public for exchange, up to 45 minutes one way (measured during off hours even if we decide on traffic hours!) from The Medical Center at Aurora (off Potomac).

first claim takes it, we'll schedule from there. please, please reach out if you need it, even if you're shy. this thing helped me so much and there are so many of us underserved and/or newly LC disabled. it's okay to try out something new to make things easier. and you too can pass it along if it doesn't work for you!

the foam seat of the rollator. it is covered in black polyvinyl that is not cracked, even at the seams
no-pop tires with a moderate but useable amount of wear on them
the double bar on the back. the backrest has a thicker foam padding around it, and the spot meant for pushing in an emergency has a thinner foam around it

gremlins, to random
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today's episode of "I'm learning dutch, meem!" was actually Italian :')

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breedable and quoteable; i'm the perfect partner πŸ˜Œβ€‹

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why did she run over just to be a footrest

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i love fresh color days ✨

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we maken appelpeerkruimeltaart met mandarijn kardemom deeg

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"red bull might give me wings, but monster gives me brains to headshot, like BOOM HEADSHOT!!" - @eater 2024

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good morning~

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my partner called me discount dullahan and now i am kicking and screaming

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nectar of the gods? no, serum of the gremlins

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my favorite part of mishearing vowels is that i am inventing incredible pet names for my partner and i am extremely unsorry

gremlins, to random
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cis men continue to be at it again (trying to "teach" me out of the blue about basic unit conversions like i haven't already been doing them since i was 12, while I'm silently minding my own business trying to eat something for once today)

gremlins,
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y'all it gets worse, instead of me doing exact calculations via fractions which are my favorite mental math

it was some bullshit about ESTIMATING the value VIA Fibonacci sequence

please kill me 33 more days is 34 too many

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on one hand sometimes i post every thought and on another hand sometimes i would like the peace and quiet of no posts. on my third hand i shall simply actually start up my forum

gremlins,
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update: now you can, at https://forum.gremlijns.nl

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absolutely leveled by pain today but shoutout to my partner for making it possible anyway for me to make meatball pizza 😌

gremlins,
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god i am so upset i am mcas reactive to tomatoes this is gonna be incredible

mine looks good too but mmmf tomato

a pizza with a white sauce base, with cheeses, meatballs, spinach, and green onion

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one of my BIGGEST regrets is giving away an entire gigantic set of soft pastels that I loved using and that I got when a family friend died, that were my absolute favorite medium, to someone else who did art because I was trying to cull my things and I didn't know I would long for them for the next 14 years. Replacing them with the exact thing appears to be somewhere between $650-$1500 and oh my G O D what did i do

gremlins,
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dont worry i memed myself

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