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hanakogames, to random
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ah, the endless bass thumping i've been hearing all day is PROBABLY a food festival in the park across the road

hanakogames,
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(is it a humblebrag to live near enough to a park to get festival noises?)

hanakogames, to random
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Your village defense game is not yuri. It's also not a sidescroller, a roguelike, or a colony sim.

hanakogames,
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IDK maybe it slightly qualifies as a colony sim, I'm less clear on the definition of that.

ClutchAbuse,
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@hanakogames when I release my non Yuri dungeon crawler I'm going to submit it to you just to see your response here.

hanakogames, to random
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"Do not install this patch If you are under the age of 18, or feel uncomfortable with the those themes. By installing this patch you agree to bare sole responsibility"

wait why do I have to be bare

hanakogames,
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What if it keeps downloading forever?

hanakogames,
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It has FINALLY completed
but i am no longer even slightly in the mood to play the game

hanakogames, to random
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randomly getting into a discussion about how BOILING human bones is clearly a better decision for culinary monsters than GRINDING them

smochi,
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@hanakogames You can make jelly beans out of the gelatin extracted from the bones. Or bone soup.
HUMAN JELLY BEANS. YUM!

hanakogames, to random
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"Could you please support my independent game It's really fun!!!"

A single anime girl running and jumping through 3d space is not yuri but at least you asked nicely and didn't lie about reading my work. #CurationWoes

kagodev,
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@hanakogames I've read all of your work Georgina, from Cute Knight to Night Cascades. Will you curate my yuri game? You play as a male bodybuilder on a quest to fix his motorcycle.

hanakogames, to random
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"I sincerely appreciate your hard work and the time you spend on game reviews"
...
"It is a humorous game in which you have to play as a girl who takes revenge on her boyfriend for the fact that he did not want to marry her. "

NO.
NO NO NO NO NO.
#CurationWoes

SpikyCaterpillar,
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@hanakogames depends on how the revenge is implememted, ne?

hanakogames,
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@SpikyCaterpillar It seems to involve making him propel himself around the screen via violent shitting.

hanakogames, to random
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Some kind of chinese sword-action game is not yuri but what does "cultivate the meridians" even mean? #CurationWoes

squipo,
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@CarlMuckenhoupt @hanakogames "Cultivation" is a super popular genre in modern Chinese youth fiction in sort of the same way that isekai has been saturating the Japanese market.

From my very minimal understanding from having seen a few episodes of various shows, it seems like your standard superpower action fantasy genre except themed entirely around ancient Chinese philosophy and spirituality, making it utterly incomprehensible to those of us not immersed in that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xianxia#Cultivation

hanakogames,
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@squipo @CarlMuckenhoupt
It was listed in a section that looked like it might be about branching power upgrades so I guess this makes some sense. "Cultivate the meridians, nurture cinnabar fields and study the martial arts from various sects."

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist running an amusement park in order to bang demon girls is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames,
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(auto-translation of a review)

"The design is so messed up and I don’t even know what the mission is. It’s so much worse than the previous generation where I could touch my breasts. I think the content of the mini-game is too stupid."

hanakogames, to random
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contemplating the ridiculousness of an otome game where all the boys are based on my own fictional crushes, who VERY MUCH do not fit into the same universe.

in this corner, a century-old vampire who's murdered his way around the globe!

in this corner, a mystical knight who's been tortured by a shadowy religious institution!

in this corner, a sad teenage boy who likes to draw girls with big tits!

in this corner... a turtle???

scottmichaud,
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@hanakogames It worked for Isekai Quartet.

hanakogames,
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@scottmichaud Well if I pointed out that he's a ninja turtle, three of them can still manage to fit into the same dramatic story well enough, but the soft teenage boy whose response to a fight is to curl up into a ball is going to have a problem with this plot.

hanakogames, to random
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RESCUING TRUMP IS NOT YURI #CurationWoes

kagodev,
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@hanakogames If I had a nickel for every time I thought it was yuri but actually it was a mission to rescue ex-president Donald Trump

hanakogames, to random
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A woman being stalked through a mental hospital by a man does not sound yuri.

hanakogames, to random
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Well, your open-world first-person RPG does at least allow you to make a female character, but you're in EA and have no romance even officially planned at the moment, and I can't actually play it because first-person.

collaborationgames,
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@hanakogames You can't play a female character in my RPG, it's so much work to add that😭

hanakogames, to random
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One week since the accident and my leg bruises are still really bothering me, I've been rubbing cold packs on my leg today.

smellsofbikes,
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@hanakogames wait wait wait what happened? Are you okay?

hanakogames,
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@smellsofbikes Accident is maybe overstating it, don't panic! I kind of missed a step getting onto a train and my leg went down the gap. Nothing broken, nothing even bleeding, just scraped and bruised and banged.

hanakogames, to random
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ANOTHER "climb a mountain of 3d junk" game is still not yuri #CurationWoes

aetataureate,
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@hanakogames is this a tutorial going around or what?? what a weird cluster

hanakogames,
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@aetataureate Yeah there must be something because it comes up too often.

hanakogames, to random
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i had MULTIPLE Jet Lag dreams last night. i may have a problem.

hanakogames,
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@scottmichaud no, it's a web show where people are doing competitions that involve a lot of transport.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Lag%3A_The_Game

scottmichaud,
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@hanakogames Oh wow this is the first I've heard of it. Huh.

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