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hj

@hj@shigusegubu.club

Unstable Internet Weirdo.

Name pronounced as Hee Jay.

Jabber is same: hj@shigusegubu.club
Matrix: @hj:ebin.club

Pronouns are whatever.

Mastodon scopes are broken. As someone with so many followers even my followers-only replies might as well be public since they are visible to ppl following me who might not follow you, therefore I'd rather be honest and just keep everything public. Also, as a fedi dev I don't want to lie to people and give them hope that their "private" messages are private. Everything on fedi is essentially public.

Wish i was Finnish futa.

if you want to send your shekels personally hj-wards i have a Liberabay https://liberapay.com/hj/ :DDDDDDD

:haggarspin:

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hj, to random
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So eepy today

hj, to random
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This week was pretty good

nosleep, to random
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cargo shorts with belt??? 🤯

hj,
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lebronjames75, to random

im too tired to wash myself rn
staying unwashed is not an option

looking for men to come an d wash me clean right now

hj,
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hj, to random
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hj, to random
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the kot
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hj, to random
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ordered a pannupizza and while it's small it's so filling and has more cheese i ate only two (out of four) slices and feel like overate already

talviunelias, to random
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my entire fucking t-shirt is just soaked how the fuck so you survive in this weather I prolly stink of sweat

hj,
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@SuperDicq @talviunelias yep

kaia, to random
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this is not photoshopped btw

hj,
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@kaia ai generated

Erpel, to random

OUT OF BETA!

I finally finished everything I wanted to do before leaving the BETA state and it is finally done!

There is also a special domain for this occasion!
From now on you can reach the neomojimixer via https://neomojimixer.com !!!
(Don't worry all your old links, even the ones that point to a specific combination will still work!)

So what are our current stats?

  • 144 different bodies
  • 35 different eyes
  • 30 different mouths
  • 50 different arms
    (46 of which come in twelve different colours!)

That makes a total of 743 elements with 7,560,000 possible combinations!

Many thanks to @volpeon , @EeveeEuphoria , @prinsje , @asahi , @vftdan , @Johann150 , @freeplay , @o76923 for all the help, the amazing neomojis and of course all of you for using this fun little toy!

I won't stop updating the neomojimixer, but I'm happy with the state it's in and to be honest: I need a little break from the project. I will update it with more elements in the next months, but until after Whitsun I will just play some games in my spare time instead of working on it.

Don't hesitate to make suggestions here! I look forward to making more and more combinations!

hj,
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@Erpel @Johann150 @volpeon @vftdan @freeplay @o76923 @asahi @prinsje still can't quite make a :pensiverat: :pouse: also neorats have misaligned nose
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hj,
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@Erpel better

still really want the :apensive: expressions for eyes and mouth... :pensivepager:

hj,
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@Erpel makes sense, i think real emojikitchen has eyes/mouths subsets and positions and position anchors so i.e. :pensivepager: doesn't have the eyebrows but :pensiverat: does while :pouse: retains original mouth

Mitsu, to random

Haha gay

hj,
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@Mitsu one order of lebron coming up

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@hj I finally figured out what makes my notifications panel jump. The timestamp. If they have a long name the e.g., "9 min" or whatever can cause reflow when it changes to "10 min"

hj,
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@feld yeah i knew that for some time, I kinda want to redesign notifications in general

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EATIN BEANS FROM A CAN

hj,
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lebronjames75, to random

imagine getting rug pulled but under the rug is another rugpull so you keep somersaulting infinitely as every rugpull reveals a new rug

thats what voting for politics felt like for me last time

i thought i was ready for a rug pull, even 2, but
i wasnt ready for the rug-somersault-conveyer

hj,
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@lebronjames75 it's called "treadmill", genius.

hj,
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@lebronjames75 that's what you do on imageboards - "thread lightly" but on "infinite rugpull machine" you literally tread https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tread#English

hj,
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@lebronjames75 @sampo do bring ballgags/beers/ciders/gasmasks though :VaN:

hj,
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kaia, to random
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poor guy :l_oh: he's probably constantly getting tagged for antisemitism

hj,
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@sun @kaia @piggo Vil(l)e is a common name is a common name too

vaartis, to random
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found why on steam
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hj,
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@nosleep @vaartis this vent, it was made for me!
sus... sus... sus...

hj, to random
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peepy is a class one cognitohazard

hj,
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finally youtube understands me

hj,
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