ianbeck

ianbeck, 1 month ago to guineapigs

Guinea pigging is exhausting work. #guineapigs

ianbeck, 2 months ago to Guineapig

This is Lemon. She believes she is top #guineapig in our little herd of three. Don’t let that vacant stare fool you; behind those beady eyes lies a mind that is…well, even more vacant. She loves developing the cowlick on the top of her head by shoving things, and is the pig most often seen relaxing outside a hide (the better to spot humans who might be carrying treats). Her motto is: “why run when you can walk?” and she’s got the fat stores to back it up.

ianbeck, 6 months ago to random

Look, if your site loads an advertisement within 1 second, and then 20 seconds later the rest of the page is still blank…I’m leaving, and never coming back. Hope you enjoyed shoving that single, unclicked advertisement in front of me.