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Most people get smarter with post-nut clarity. That surely was not the case here.

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I got 550 kills on that mission using Tesla Towers last night. Next closest person was at 180. I don’t think they kill Shriekers well, but damn do they go hard on this mission.

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Extract is optional as long as you complete the mission, soldier!

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I made the mistake of bringing a Blitzer as my primary the first time I did it. Those little lightning bolts don’t do shit against Shriekers.

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That’s how the game was on launch for me, but I feel like they’ve significantly improved it since then. There are still sometimes where you can’t see something due to fog or whatever - especially if there’s a spore spewer, but it feels much more intentional to me than just “can’t see shit”.

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Yeah had a couple times where a Bile Titan just spawned right on the drill, killing it immediately. It was some bullshit, but still kind of funny.

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At least a half dozen

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I tried the shield generator too and was equally bummed it didn’t stop Shriekers. I feel like they should just donk off of it.

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I tried to fix it. Meh.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/23e18255-bb53-420c-9ab2-9b79509ae686.jpeg

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How do you see the number of comments someone has?

Edit: Never mind, found it in Sync at least. It’s under a person’s profile then About.

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As a resident of CO-4, I am withholding judgement until I get my complimentary handjob.

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“He wants to know before he sentences someone what the typical sentence is,” Aidala said, and would consider other factors, like Trump’s age and lack of a criminal record, while also taking into account the lack of injury caused by the crime

Lack of injury?? He literally committed crimes to get elected, which he did. 340 million Americans had to suffer this dipshit being president for 4 years. A million of us died during his piss-poor response to COVID!

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Slaps roof of carbelly. This bad boy can fit so many verdicts.

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Haha no problem. One day you can tell future generations where you were on this glorious day.

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Sentencing is July 11th. I expect appeals upon appeals though, so not getting my hopes up for actual jail time.

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Yeah “dating a stripper” wasn’t quite it. First off, he didn’t “date” anyone. He literally met a pornstar, invited her to his hotel, and raw-dogged her. But that’s not even a crime. You can raw-dog pornstars to your heart’s content if you want to. That was just the motive for his crimes.

But not the motive that a normal person would have. A normal person would try to prevent their wife from finding out. Trump literally did not give a shit if his trophy wife knew he was out banging randos while she was still nursing her newborn. He only cared that it would hurt his election chances. So he paid nearly half a million dollars to cover up the story, committing 34 felonies in the process.

I love that all of the above isn’t an “alleged” event. All of it has been proven in court as fact. Well, except for the Melania nursing her baby part. That is an embellishment on my part. I’m pretty sure trophy wives don’t nurse their kids - they have nannies for that.

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I appreciate your optimism and hope you are proven to be correct.

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Oh damn, I completely forgot about /r/askouija

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Go ahead and bust that nut!

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I don’t think he’ll go to prison (would love to be proven wrong). I don’t think these charges have mandatory jail time. Plus I think he will appeal this until he dies.

TIL in the Carboniferous Period, no fungus existed to decompose trees. They just grew on top of each other up and up.

The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

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I would’ve guessed milkshakes were invented in like the 1940s

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