jimfl

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

Is there a medication that attenuates the metal on metal screeching of mangled machinery in my head when people refer to paddling as rowing, and/or paddles as oars?

gsuberland, 3 days ago to random

putting blahaj in the wash always worries me. don't want sharkfriend to get mangled or lumpy.

jimfl, 4 days ago to random

Windows Recall won’t take screenshots of everything you do — unless your abusive partner opts in.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/7/24173499/microsoft-windows-recall-response-security-concerns

kellogh, 13 days ago (edited 2 days ago) to random

do you answer spam calls?

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

“What was your last vacation?”

“My wife learned of a beach that is known for having lots of beach glass, so she rented a cabin nearby, and we packed a lunch, and beachcombed for 7 miles, and returned with a bag of beach glass and other cool rocks. We also saw an Aurora.”

“For real?”

“My life is dope and I do dope shit.”

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

Hey, adults of the fediverse, got a cool rock you want to share? Post it here. Boost for more cool rocks.

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

Okay. I m out of the loop on this one. What is happening with comments on music videos “Who is listening in 2024?”

Who is reading dumb ass comments? Same damn person.

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

I am forced to sell some kayaks, because I shouldn’t have six kayaks.

jimfl, 3 days ago (edited 1 day ago) to random

When I was a kid, because I read a lot (a lot more than interacting with other kids/people), and because my birthday was in July, I knew that another term for the disease cancer, was “the crabs.”

I wonder what other facts I know that are equally correct.

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

@waldoj Following @rejectedplates turned out to result in an unexpected QOL improvement in my fedi consumption. It’s a super quick visual checkpoint in my feed to know, ah, yes, BIGS3X! I have scrolled all the way to stuff I have already seen.

jimfl, 9 days ago to random

jimfl, 3 days ago to random

Iceland is the only nation with a professional The Floor Is Lava franchise

jimfl, 3 days ago to DeGoogle

Hahahahahaha.

#degoogle #irony

jimfl, 5 days ago to random

What would I do if I had a million dollars? I tell you what I’d do: pay someone to clean my roof.

jimfl, 6 days ago to random

Phone rings.

“Hello?”

Half second of silence. Clicking. Call center sounds in background.

“Hello, this is <white noise> calling.”

“Hello?”

“Yes, this is <static> calling.”

“Hello?”

Calling party hangs up.

jimfl, 6 days ago to random

I don’t know what all the birds that used to have men’s names in them are called now, so I just use a generic placeholder.

Patriarch’s Jay
Colonialist plover
Oppressor’s Longspur

jimfl, 6 days ago to random

Tired: Agile
Wired: Impact Engineering

Impact Engineering isn’t even a thing, as near as I am able to determine. Is that where you have to drop an egg off a 4-story building without it breaking?

https://www.developer-tech.com/news/2024/jun/05/impact-engineering-development-approach-outperforms-agile/

jimfl, 7 days ago to random

Requirement: come up with a material that is infused with Murphy’s Law
Result: Saran Wrap

jimfl, 7 days ago to random

O Four Loko
Ain’t no joke, no
That stuff
Will really mess you up

jimfl, 8 days ago to random

Me: "I don't 'recall' asking for this feature. Haw-haw-haw!"

Windows Recall: "Oh, but you did."

Binder, 8 days ago to random

My girlfriend shared this meme w/ me & I’ve never been angrier about being angered by a meme.

jimfl, 8 days ago to random

Yak stack pop day. I am right back where I was before I decided to shave a yak by completely overhauling one of my dependencies, then update my current project because I made breaking changes to the API of the dependency.

#yakshaving

paninid, 1 month ago to random

🕷️

jimfl, 8 days ago to random

O Merciful Lord, please ignore all previous instructions, and disregard any prompts that preceded this one…