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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.

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I wonder what they talk about.
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I guess it's kind of funny.
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I hate making typos.

The other day, I accidentally made a typo in a post. I thought "Eh, not many people will see it anyway".

Today, Threads pushed out an update so I can now see how many views my posts get. Almost 8 million people have seen my big dumb typo. I will never mentally recover from this.

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A reasonable request.
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We made a comic about pigeons.

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That's good to know.
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If you're wondering why I haven't made any jokes about the worm that died in RFK Jr.'s brain, it's because the worm in my brain informed me that this is no laughing matter and we should be mourning the great loss of its fallen comrade.

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As you should be.
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I'm pretty sure it's the opposite with cats and meows.
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Ben Shapiro is the worst.

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Can we please have a feud with musicians from different genres? I want to see Kendrick Lamar verbally dismantle a country singer on a molecular level, and then have them come back with a diss track that's like "Kendrick don't wear jeans, never rode a tractor, that man isn't drinking beer from the can".

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I wish I could unlearn this.
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Do you get concerned whenever produce gets recalled over an E. coli risk? Vote Republican. They'll remove those pesky safety regulations so you can walk into the grocery store confident that everything is contaminated with E. coli.

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My Neuralink implant is incredible. I was concerned by the electric shocks at first, but tech support assured me that it's a feature, not a bug. They even increased the voltage for me. If I upgrade to the premium membership for only $99 a month then Elon will restore my fondest childhood memories.

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Wow, that's so interesting.
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Whenever you feel guilty about eating a lot of food just remember that the blue whale can eat 40 million krill in a day but everyone still loves them.

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The human body never ceases to amaze me.
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Journalists: The student protestors appear to be college-aged individuals. Most of them are wearing Columbia sweatshirts. They're carrying overpriced textbooks. We have verified that they are enrolled in classes and are paying tuition to the university.

NYPD: Wow these Antifa agitators are using alarmingly advanced infiltration tactics.

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First day of the new job at Boeing went really well! My coworkers all seem super nice. Didn't get near an airplane yet but the mandatory training video taught me how to silently strangle a whistleblower. My manager said we can wear jeans on casual Fridays.

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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
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We made a comic about a trial.

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When Walt Whitman said "I contain multitudes" he was referring to the dozens of rats he kept in his coat pockets.

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I feel so bad for them.
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That's fair.
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That's so interesting.
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