maculata

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maculata,

For that one guy who corners you in a party and keeps droning on about some shit?!?

maculata,

I got upgraded by work from Adobe CS6 recently and OMFG. Will they please FUCK OFF with all the interruptions about this AI feature or that AI helper.

There’s gotta be a box to tick somewhere to stop all these fucking pop ups.

maculata,

Surely nominative determinism means that she will be shot out of, or by a cannon.

?

maculata,

Is this where they get Sunny D?

maculata,

These and every single sports car out there.

maculata,

The gallows and guillotine have a nice easy solution for all that bullshit.

maculata,

I’ve definitely never heard of it in Uranus.

maculata,

Yay! HANG THE TORIES!!!

Oh wait. Sorry. Not like that.

But then again…

maculata,

Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…

maculata,

Good, good.

maculata,

What’s bad for the US is good for dictators and autocrats.

maculata,

Russian or Chinese shill.

maculata,

That rocket looks lame as hell. There’s no pointy bit on the top.

It’s just going to hit the ceiling and stop, instead of poking through.

maculata,

Kinda difficult to see through rock.

maculata,

Just steer the satellites away from Russia, or something.

maculata,

Not being a fucking ADHD retard. … and I still haven’t learned it properly.

maculata,

“We’ve tried nothing, and there’s nothing more we can do.”

maculata,

Who the fuck eats prawn crisps?!??

maculata,

I tried Irnbru again the other day. It was either a shitty export version with no flavour, or Barrs has totally fucked up the recipe with ‘improvements’.

maculata,

Yeah that thing ain’t going anywhere. Look at the little itsy-bitsy wheels.

They’ll need to much bigger if they want it to jump into the sky.

maculata,

Perhaps they are admiring the eclectic collection of plastic barrier styles.

maculata,

Narcissistic parents corrupting children.

maculata,

Dinklage is such a fucking cool bastard.

maculata,

All the cool kids hanging on the street corners play saxophones.

maculata,

Definitely still super cool.

Well… I say “super cool”… down to 8 degrees anyway.

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