mer

mer, 7 days ago to random

aight time to lay in bed and not sleep while sweating half my body weight

mer, 7 days ago to random

roomie's toast:
bread, nutella
mer's unholy snack:
bread, salted butter, marmite, laoganma chili crisp, cucumber

mer, 8 days ago to random

Doing boyremoval and by that I don't mean sex, I mean extraordinary rendition.

mer, 8 days ago to random

mer, 9 days ago to random

I may have been a bit heavy on the trigger while shopping at the asian store, I got 3 bottles of shoju and 2 ake cups, I was there to pick up rice and laoganma

puniko, 12 days ago to random

​:neocat_floof_googly_woozy:​ there is a couch in the middle of the marketplace

mer, 13 days ago to random

mer, 13 days ago to random

the mutual contempt I have with roomies as they eat nutella toast and I eat marmite toast

mer, 14 days ago to random

saw an ad on an honest to god billboard that advertised an "AI school" for getting into "AI and big data"
"learning to code" flopped after the demand turned out to just be for code monkeys but damn, imagine getting in one of those scam private schools for a tech that was dead before I saw the first ad about it

mer, 14 days ago to random

All work and no play makes mer a lost boy.

mer, 15 days ago to random

flisk, 15 days ago to random

@mer spotted while licking salt

mer, 15 days ago to random

found a new potential gym, now to gather the will to try it out this week

mer, 16 days ago to random

where your head at?

mer, 16 days ago to random

my tummy hurt but I'm being brave about it

mer, 16 days ago to random

written up by HR for luridly leering at the abyss and mimicking a gun to to my temple

mer, 16 days ago to random

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBQBKseozuY
this guy annoys me to no end
>oh yeah I'm a minimalist
>has two laptops and a switch
>has a projector for movies but no curtains
>plays the switch like it's a tiny tv screen, doesn't use the projector
>pays for a flat way larger than his needs just to get a bigger wall for his projector
>doesn't use his bath because he prefers showering at the gym (pays for a flat with a bath anyways)
>doesn't even use a fucking bin to hold up his garbage bags because that's one less item he owns

shibao, 17 days ago to random

so apparently honey can be tainted by rhododendrons or mountain laurels which basically makes it poisonous and can kill you but then is also used as a psychoactive or aphrodesiac what the fuck

mer, 17 days ago to random

mer, 18 days ago to random

I love this moron

mer, 18 days ago to random

ceo_of_monoeye_dating, 19 days ago to random

I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament! #FaggotTourney

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

1. It's a seeded single elimination.
2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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