shibao

@shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev

workaholic replikant executing its function // walking in the woods // silicon // pewpews // muscles // 差不多 // <18 dni

consider everything i post cw'd for blood, guns, cigs, explosives, tactical equipment and airplanes

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shibao, to random

make sure to practice firmly gripping your glock until you stop short stroking it

shibao,

@lain thanks bro. i like racking it

shibao, to random

making her say "what is wrong with you" on a daily basis

shibao, to random

i asked my gf to choose between gondola (the man) or the bear (/out/) and she chose the bear

rin, to random
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> picking health insurance
> online calculator asks "do you smoke"
> answer option is "no", "yes, less than 40 cigarettes a day", "yes, more than 40 cigarettes a day"
> tick the more than 40 cig one out of curiosity
> "thank you for your interest, but you are not eligible for this policy"

what a surprise

shibao,

@lain @rin that was my grandma lmfao it must be hereditary

kaia, to random
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owo what's this?

shibao,

@kaia ooh i've read this!! it's very good

shibao, to random

it's crazy how many people on fedi are on a hostage rescue team. that's a very difficult job

shibao, to random

i'm pretty sure if you went to the grocery store in a sundress and a big straw hat and a woven basket people would totally flip

shibao, to random

are we locked in or locked back today boys

shibao, to random

I FINALLY GOT THAT HOUSEFLY'S ASS
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK THOSE BUGS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

shibao,

@kaia YES!!!

blaaablaaaa, to random
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I don't even know what the right one is.

shibao,

@blaaablaaaa arch (it was memed as "omg it's so hard" and now it is omg it's so easy and dumb for braindead normies because it works, i refuse to use fedora because fuck redhat, if you want to become a poweruser then just go ahead straight to nixos, there's no need to use gentoo unless you wanna be autistic about everything. otherwise just arch. alternatively set your computer on fire)

shibao, to random

status checks failing, endpoints timing out, grafana dashboards beeping, database corrupted, angry text messages from boss "YOU'RE ON CALL PICK UP THE PHONE"
me, sitting in an armchair, smoking a pipe, gazing wistfully out the window: ah yes. but have you considered what truly is a bug...

billiam, to random
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pretty cool, although apparently it doesn't help regular people: https://blog.readwise.io/bionic-reading-results/

no idea if it helps people with dyslexia or w/e

shibao,

@sun @billiam damn this reminded me of spritz and this was already 10 years ago asdkfjsdk https://www.reddit.com/r/books/comments/1zplu1/remember_spritz_the_speed_reader_from_the_other/

shibao, to random

amelia looks so cute wearing a crop top but somehow she can look just as sexy in combats ​:ablobmeltsoblove:​

shibao, to random

i survived a phone call
i'm gonna make soup for dinner

shibao, to random

holy shit i'm so underpaid LMFAO

shibao, to random

so apparently ukraine is requiring all ukrainians to register for the draft, even if they're overseas, and they can do it through a phone app

however, if the phone app isn't working then you have to register in person in ukraine. and now i'm hearing that the phone app no worky lol

ukraine also suspending all consular services except basically registering for the draft or returning back to ukraine from overseas

so basically i have the feeling if you go back to ukraine you'll be staying there for a while...

shibao,

@adiz sucks to be a small country at war but that's kinda just what happens

shibao, to random

i'm scared of what the vc startup girl bro twitter personality means by when she says she "learned to shoot"

shibao,

@blaaablaaaa i'm gonna cry

shibao, to random

"the S&S belt stays ON dur-" - she did not say this

shibao, to random

i need to become more of an alpha male (i couldn't open the maple syrup lid)

sun, to random
@sun@shitposter.world avatar

Not getting over my buying junk from amazon almost every day addiction

shibao,

@sun try this https://szuru.bubbletea.dev/data/posts/15306_6aefb68ce8cb0361.jpg

blaaablaaaa, to random
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shibao,

@blaaablaaaa real

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