octoperson

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octoperson,

There’s no copyright date on this one. If it’s the normal 80’s/early 90’s I wonder how many readers would have known what a futon was

octoperson,

If you use youtube on a mobile app rather than a browser, it doesn’t have an address bar

octoperson,

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It’s making my tongue feel funny.

Why do some Spanish/English words share the same multiple meanings?

For example, in English the word right (opposite of left) and right (privileges, as in human rights) are homonyms. In Spanish, derecho/a also means both of those things. Don’t the concepts behind those words predate the cross-pollination of the two languages? Why do they share this homonym quality?

octoperson,

directus→derecho from “straight” to “right”

So that’s why “straight on” and “on the right” are the maddeningly confusable “a derecha” and “en derecho”. Such a pain when following directions.

octoperson,

You joke, but one time I got woken up by what sounded like a Chinese lady complaining about batteries, and it turned out to be the low power alert on the cheapo import soundbar.

octoperson,

I’m using an LG K9 right now. Works ok, but I’d prefer a smaller screen

octoperson,

Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles

octoperson,

Your original intent was to not need to replace tyres. If you still need to replace other parts just as often, you haven’t really improved on the problem.

octoperson,

Depends if you’re testing a mad hypothesis

what is the correct way to use the word "backorder" in English?

I know what the word means, but I’m unsure how to use it in a sentence. In my native language, Danish,“backorder” translates to “Restordre” and when something is unavailable, we say it’s"i Restordre",which translates directly into English as “in backorder”, but I’m not sure that’s correct English. Do English...

octoperson,

I would say “it’s on backorder”. You could verb it as “it’s been backordered”, but that feels a bit clunky somehow.

octoperson,

If you put a ! In front of the link, like this;
![alt text](https://blahblahblah)

It should show inline that’s the neat part, you don’t

octoperson,

Placebo buttons.

Some appliances like elevators or traffic crossings cycle automatically, but they still have (non-functional) buttons. If the buttons are removed, people complain that the wait is too long. Let them push a button while they wait, and they’ll think it’s much quicker.

octoperson,

I think they’re regional. I don’t remember seeing one either, but I don’t know if that’s because I haven’t encountered it, or because I didn’t notice.

octoperson,

Mangos are S tier on taste, but D at best on accessibility. Fruits that I rate highly for both taste and convenience are clementines, seedless green grapes, and those flying-saucer shaped peaches.

octoperson,

I meant accessibility in the sense of, how difficult/messy/undignified is it to eat. But yes that too. I thought coconuts were brittle, and grapefruit were inedibly sour until I tried some in their country of origin.

octoperson,

You have the power to stop time.
🐵🐾 It stops for you, too.

octoperson,

Aha! But you won’t be affected until time restarts. And since time has stopped for presumably the whole universe, nothing can happen to restart it.

Engineering your microwave's Popcorn button (img.wonderhowto.com)

A friend recently pointed out that, despite most microwave ovens having a Popcorn function, most bags of popcorn specifically say NOT to use that function. It got me wondering how the Popcorn button works (or doesn’t work). Apparently there are several different approaches in common use....

octoperson,

The ideal microwave would have

  • a dial to set the timer
  • NO OTHER CONTROLS!

Start/stop? Use the door. Clear? Turn back the dial. Power settings? Full power, wait, repeat. Everything else? Nobody uses it, nobody knows what it does, nobody kept the instructions. Get rid of it.

octoperson,

I just sent you a message, then deleted it. Check if you can see it in your mailbox.

octoperson,

It’s a mobile client for Lemmy

octoperson,

The context for those 2 sentences was changing colour to match your environment.

octoperson,

It also had by far the most responses total. Whether that’s because it’s the most relatable, because it was first, or because it’s the one most directly rooted in the physical world, I don’t know.

octoperson,

That is such bullshit, even aside the ableism angle. Whatever impairments you might have, you already had them when you passed the first time. How are they gonna test you differently? Write all the roadsigns as vague hints? Upholster the car with uncomfortable fabrics?

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