patrickworld

patrickworld, 6 hours ago (edited 1 hour ago) to random

How old do you think #Prince was the last time he cut the grass? 🤔

patrickworld, 6 hours ago to random

Cutting the grass, listening to The Payback, and singing ‘The Vic Tayback!’ at all the appropriate times 🙃

patrickworld, 8 hours ago to random

Imagine you’ve been in a coma for six weeks and as soon as you come out of it someone sends you a link to BBL Drizzy

patrickworld, 1 day ago to random

Just got back from my son’s high school concert and there was a kid sitting in front of us who was maybe 5. He got his mom’s phone and filmed the entire thing. Dear reader I would pay to see the chaotic mess of clips that are filling that woman’s iPhone 😅

patrickworld, 1 day ago to random

CarPlay show me the lyrics while I’m driving you cowards

patrickworld, 1 day ago to random

Me, getting dressed this morning, knowing I don't have to go into the office

patrickworld, 2 days ago to random

My office is pretty chill with a lot of web designers and the like running around. There’s really no dress code, except for tons of tattoos, lots of beards, wallets with chains etc. the guys as well

patrickworld, 4 days ago to random

What kind of dog is this?

A raccoon eating under a table

patrickworld, 2 days ago to random

Back in the office today

patrickworld, 3 days ago (edited 3 days ago) to random

Suing because someone used my voice for one of those self checkout things without my knowledge. Although, it is pretty funny to hear me go ‘now take your shit and get outta here’

patrickworld, 3 days ago to random

putting out the trash

🎶’oh ho ho it’s maggots/you know/it’s hot so the garbage is gross/it’s maggots/it’s true/I think that I’m going to puke’ 🤢

patrickworld, 4 days ago to random

Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining the universe and mans place in it

🤝

My son explaining a game in Roblox to me in great detail

patrickworld, 4 days ago to random

confidently strolling into a television studio wearing a headset that contains the worlds first driverless toothbrush

‘Hello sharks’

Im Out Shark Tank GIF by ABC Network

patrickworld, 5 days ago to HashtagGames

The Marjorie Taylor Greene Mile #politicianamovieorshow

#HashtagGames

Joe Biden GIF by PBS NewsHour

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

Wish I knew this company existed before I signed up with Hedges Under Duress 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

Wall-E reboot coming along

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

🎶’when you know the notes to sing/you can shut the fuck up’

patrickworld, 5 days ago to random

confidently strolling into a television studio wearing homemade Crocs with Bluetooth speakers built in

‘Hello sharks’

shark tank GIF by ABC Network

patrickworld, 20 days ago to gardening

This mthrfkr #Weeds #Gardening #Summer

patrickworld, 6 days ago to random

Cybertruck lookin good!