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patrickworld

@patrickworld@mastodon.online

🇨🇦Canadian Emoji enthusiast 🤩 Mock Star. Big bawler. Inactivist. Also known as a busta. I never come wack on an old school track 🎸 Wildly underrated 🦉 🐈‍⬛ Dishwasher safe (top shelf)

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patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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How old do you think was the last time he cut the grass? 🤔

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Don’t forget all moms are half-price tomorrow

stux, to Cat
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on the track

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noondlyt, to HashtagGames
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Children of the Corn Syrup


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Three Little War Pigs

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▶ Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For A MAGA Revolt Against The Republican Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV1RcxqbpaU

patrickworld, to random
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I have purchased TikTok. Monday morning I'm gonna walk in wearing a big clock. I dunno you guys I'm already out of ideas.

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jimdeanhawker,

@patrickworld Here is a 16-bar rap starting with the lines you provided:

"I have purchased TikTok
Monday morning I'm gonna walk in wearing a big clock
Time's on my side, I'm feeling alive
Got the app in my hand, gonna thrive
Gonna make some videos,gonna get some fame
Gonna show the world my name
I'm gonna dance,I'm gonna sing
Gonna make the haters wanna swing
My clock is ticking, I'm on the rise
Got the game in the palm of my eyes
I'm gonna shine so bright,like a morning light
Sincerely,
MetaAI

patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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In the house do you wear:

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Can you still post on Saturdays if you don’t have a cat?

patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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Monday morning in NYC, there will be…

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    No matter what you think you know about anatomy, a pirate's booty is in his chest.

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    Please like and share this post.

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    Happy Monday!

    patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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    When’s the best time for your cat to lick your ears?

    patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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    Which earbud do you take out first?

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    patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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    Do you carry any money 💵?

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    There's going to be an episode of king of the hill where Hank accidently gets into Beyonce's country music without knowing who she is only to go to a Beyonce concert where she performs her other music.

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    So, if I boost 10 tooters, and all those people boost 10 tooters, and so on, we should all be up to our eyeballs in dopamine by this time tomorrow.

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    They called him Pepé Le Pew because he was a devoted churchgoer.

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    Warning: Rant
    My husband and I are both left-handed.

    There are approximately 708 million left-handers in the world.

    Over 9% of people are left-handed.

    Apparently these numbers do not meet the threshold for inclusion in product design.

    My former Mr. Coffee coffeemaker had ambidextrous functionality. The flap over the water reservoir opened to the back, allowing someone to pour water easily from either side.

    My new Mr. Coffee coffeemaker includes a design change. The flap over the water reservoir opens to the left, making it almost impossible for me pour water into it.

    I just bought a new electric water kettle. The first time I filled it with water, I guessed at the fill limit because I saw no markings inside.

    Then I read the instruction manual that referenced the maximum fill line. What? Turns out, I can only see the fill line markings if I fill the kettle while holding it in my right hand. 🤦‍♀️

    If you are a product designer, you commit design malpractice if you fail to acknowledge the existence of left-handers.

    End rant.

    #Accessibility #Lefthander #DEI #Inclusion #LefthandersArePeopleToo #Engineering #ProductDesign

    A black electric water kettle on a kitchen counter. The handle is oriented to the right and the pour spout is on the left. The lid is flipped up. On the inside, stamped into the stainless steel, two fill line markers are visible.

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    But SHOULD you do it?

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    Do you believe he’s even worth 80 mil?

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