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petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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It’s such a disappointment that, after thirty-some years of eating garlic, my body decides to stop being able to digest it.

Neblib,
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls yikes sorry for your loss of yummy food! At least it's generally avoidable, unlike my friend's post-30 corn and soy insensitivity.

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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@Neblib damn that’s a tough one

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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We need Weird Al to write a song about Weird AI. I want to see “Weird AI – Weird Al” on my music player.

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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Naturally, the follow up to that would be an autobiographical song. Weird Al – Weird Al

Neblib,
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls the standard fonts in the mastodon web make that statement even more confusing, and yes I totally agree.

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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One new skyscraper isn’t going to turn into Manhattan. Hell, it’s not even going to turn it into Denver.

This city just has too many citizens who resent the fact that they live in the city. Damn

petes_bread_eqn_xls, (edited ) to random
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What I need is some

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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Well Introspection tied with Booze. Introspection is way too hard, and I don’t have any dessert at home, so I declare Booze the winner.

🥃

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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Good morning to everyone except the miller moth that kept buzzing me in the predawn hours.

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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When you’re walking around downtown and the church bells toll the hour, everything takes on a more portentous quality. I’m not religious but I’m glad the church is nearby to do that.

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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church bells 🤝 church organ

sound cool and should be used more

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petes_bread_eqn_xls, to spotted
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Some this morning
— a Subaru SVX being driven very gingerly by an old man
— a white van with “Landscaping Services” on the side, but multiple antennas and what looked like a LIDAR sensor on the roof
— a Cybertruck with a shiny gold wrap, looking like the world’s ugliest Christmas tree ornament

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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Paperback books used to routinely have interesting “gimmick” covers, with shiny foil, embossing, and die cut shapes. There’s a DIY trend to re-bind paperback books (into custom hardcovers). There’s a DIY card making trend with foil, embossing, and die cuts.

What if those creative forces aligned to re-bind paperbacks with the flashy gimmick covers they always deserved?

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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Jack Valenti would’ve been like “Would a woman alone in the woods rather encounter the Boston Strangler or a VCR?”

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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Everything just feels better when my boss is gone for the day.

Hmm, gotta get my doctor to prescribe once-daily boss-is-gone to lower my blood pressure.

KirstenAnne,
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls same feeling about my husband.

petes_bread_eqn_xls,
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@KirstenAnne oh no!

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to Podcast
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The Most Dangerous Game is a good episode of Radio Play Revival. It’s nice to listen to Michael Urie, and Christopher Walken is so well cast as the bloodthirsty aristocrat.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/radio-play-revival/id1601662798?i=1000591800211

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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Put a toy yacht in your goldfish bowl and train ‘im to sink it.

petes_bread_eqn_xls, to random
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@scream I need something like this for my cubicle

petes_bread_eqn_xls, (edited ) to random
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Which noise is more likely to drive someone mad?

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