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poki

@poki@woof.group

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kiwa, to random
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Lol

poki,
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@kiwa The ridiculously oversized red power button is amazing. Rage power-off must be so satisfying.

Ninji, to random
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shops selling football shirts covered in sponsor logos is one of the funniest things to me. you want US to pay YOU for giving you free advertising? sorry dudes, the game is up now

poki,
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@Ninji same feeling I have when I’m using goo-gone to remove dealer stickers and license plate frames off a new vehicle purchase. No discounts, no stickers.

Ninji, to random
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we waited so long for an iPhone with USB-C, and it was all for naught. fuck the reverse charging and the 5x pro camera, i just wanted to read my floppy disks :(

poki,
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@Ninji are you using 400k floppies? Bet they aren’t supporting DSDD disks yet.

Ninji, to random
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this hotel has two rolls of toilet paper. what are the two different ones for? (wrong answers only)

poki,
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@Ninji note taking. But you have to write in tategaki.

Ninji, to random
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very disappointed to find out that Lotus 1-2-3 was not made by the same company that makes the caramelised biscuits

poki,
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@Ninji had the same feeling when US Robotics got acquired and realized we wouldn’t in fact have a robot uprising with their product.

poki, to random
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It’d be funny if they fingerprint trump and it comes back as Otto the orange

Ninji, to random
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Someone replied to one of my toots to scold me for making a joke about ADHD, but it's obvious that they just asked ChatGPT to write it

This is hilarious actually

poki,
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@Ninji was it the “In summary…” that gave it away?

Ninji, to random
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every month I get an email from “Billing System via DocuSign” with the subject “Your Most Recent Wasabi Invoice”, a plain text body containing no details, and a PDF attachment

it is legitimate but it’s also indistinguishable from half the spam emails I receive

poki,
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@Ninji yeah I never feel right with DocuSign stuff. Feels like it’s missing an Adobe or Salesforce from the beginning and it’s a scam. Or maybe I’m just trained by corporate takeovers. 🤔

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