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quinn

@quinn@chaos.social

:nonbinary_flag: :trans_flag: :lesbian_flag: :polyamory_flag: :anarchopunk:

queer hacker enby
wannabe polymath
blue hair & pronouns haver
homosexual disaster
blob of molten lesbianism

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quinn, to random
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girls will call each other wife and then wonder whether they're dating

quinn, to random
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how can cities fuck up bike rental systems so hard?

Warsaw: free for first twenty minutes, bike needs to be brought from any station to any other station

very good

Karlsruhe: quite expensive, but bikes can be left anywhere in the most populated areas of the city

also okay

Strasbourg: expensive and you need to return the bike to the same(!) station you rented it from

what?????

VegaHarmonia, to random

Is there a coronal mass ejection or some shit

quinn,
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@VegaHarmonia yes https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/

quinn, to random
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Spitze des Wahnsinns (shot with Minolta X-700 on Lomography Purple)

quinn, to random
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oh: have you considered that austria and australia are the same thing

quinn, to random
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giving me the ability to make puns was a mistake, i cannot be trusted with puns

quinn, to random
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oh: for my next demonstration i'm going to have to compile gcc for x86 16 bits

quinn, to random
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oh: spezi was invented by john spezi when he tried to drink half of cola and half of orange juice

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OH: i have tried to fix my sleep schedule but there are gay people on the internet

quinn, to random
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activitypup is when puppygirls with adhd

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git send letter bomb

quinn,
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@julialuna git blame capitalism

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simultaneously a boyfailure and a girlfailure

quinn,
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@astrid OH: i'm a girlsuccess

quinn, to random
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:o i met a @feathecutie and a @flora at the supermarket

quinn, to random
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trans people if nilered video how to make puberty blockers from stuff you can get at the hardware store

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"30" really hits differently when dealing with age gaps huh

quinn,
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@theresnotime oh you updated the bio, i was about to point out that you should change that after seeing your wikidata entry :3

quinn, to random
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what if traewelling.de but activitypub

quinn, to random
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hey fedi,

where does one get a relatively cheap data plan for a phone in Germany?

i'm slowly outgrowing the 1GB Aldi Talk thing and am looking for something better (ideally still cancellable monthly)

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@quinn <--- gay

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    quinn,
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    @engler alternatively https://mathstodon.xyz/about has latex rendering

    astrid, to random
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    broke: "the talk" is the one about sex and how babby is formed

    woke: "the talk" is the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Respect the privacy of others.

    #2) Think before you type.

    #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

    quinn,
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    @astrid "the talk" is the usual lecture from the local Catgirl Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

    #1) Be gay

    #2) Do crime

    #3) All cops are bastards

    Stolen from somewhere on twitter but it's no longer available there by now. This is actually my sudo lecture on all of my systems.

    quinn,
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    @mrconorae @astrid see the lecture and lecture_file settings in the sudoers manual page

    quinn, to random
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    cis dudes: "can i have your number" when they just see you

    me: a bunch of months after meeting and kissing gf for the first time: "we should exchange numbers"

    quinn, to random
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    omg gleam has pride flag mascot,,

    amberxorluci, to random
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    No you see in the united kingdom femboys need a license and a serial number to operate, the serial number is tatooed as a barcode

    quinn,
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    @amberxorluci @astrid hmm i still need to get a tattoo at some point

    quinn, to random
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    me: i don't want to click the boost button too often because i don't want to spam my followers with boosts

    also me: my timeline has such banger posts, everyone following me needs to see them

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