@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
artist
goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

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header image desc: a communist nascar race

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blades of glory, talledega nights, hot rod, walk hard, step brothers, the whole latter bunch of that era of movies I never watched for the most part. I know some of them were good but I was really getting into social justice tumblr and recovering from a friend group that constantly quoted south park so I just kind of stopped entertaining any adult humor at all for awhile

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I'm always saying I rarely listen to a live version of a song over the album version, but n* in paris is one exception for some reason. and I always forget that there's a scene from blades of glory clipped into the middle

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I was looking at wikipedia to see where the concert was where it was filmed and

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:yell: 🎵

But honestly my trust in love has faltered
And now all I have's regrets and gratitude
And if falling in love is all that it takes
To make you love the world
You’ll be bitter when they go
Because even infinity in its entirety
Still can turn to nothingness
When it's multiplied by zero

ray,

I should be patient, I should be kind
But I don't have energy anymore
I shouldn't envy, I shouldn't boast
But I don't have energy anymore
I shouldn't seek the love for myself
But I don't know how I could call it a day

You knew your love was conditional
Why did you promise to stay?

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my kale crackers- frozen kale, parmesan cheese, garlic olive oil, hemp hearts, all pureed together +
nutrition yeast, gf all purpose flour, ground flax, salt n pepper, white pepper, thyme, rosemary, some paprika, basil, some sesame oil, maple syrup, mustard + available roughage (I just have black sesame seeds), a bit more parmesan, and mixed with beer

topped with sea salt, more pepper and sesame seeds

they're great, subtle, and they taste surprisingly like plain stone ground wheat crackers. (but a lil cheesey)

just did it for 20 minutes at 400, but I think could go a bit longer and make them a bit flatter to be crisper

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take 2 is in the oven, this time I smeared it on real thin. I think I could've added less flour if I knew it was gonna be so thin. but that way you can have it be more kale to flour ratio

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take 2 came out a lot better but still wasn't thin enough in parts! well the recipe I was curbing from wanted to use a rolling pin but idk how you'd do that with needing it so thin without adding wayyyy more dough so hm.. maybe I did a lil too much oil? I don't think so though

it still tastes great tho. also I forgot to mention the recipe uses an egg

ray,

I cast crackers of shitting good

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my first kale crackers attempt is in the oven right now.. thoughts and prayers...

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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fucked up that the Star Wars hotel closed before they could get to the Slurpy Faggi plotline.

ray,

@jackdaw_ruiz I immediately changed my username to that on the discord where someone posted that meme, then seconds later someone posited an important question

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@jackdaw_ruiz Well, if you Slurpy Faggi Butto,

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saw this fanart again, one of the best AHH

https://x.com/Sykine_R/status/1497270891432247297

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as a kid I did not really understand when anime movies were in different universes/had different plots etc so everytime I watched one I was just ??????

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peak cute design, too me

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trying to describe an androgynous presentation you know like, centrist for gender?

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My favorite cake song for a long time was Mr Mastodon Farm.. what did I know? 🤔

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(not) sorry for cakeposting, it's happened before and will happen again

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I don't want to hold back, I don't want to slip down
I don't want to think back to the one thing that I know I should have done
I don't want to doubt you, know everything about you
I don't want to sit across the table from you wishing I could run
I want to love you madly :yell: 🎵

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the lead singer of cake really does look like he sounds eh

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every photo of them is so uncomfortable. like why are these unrelated men standing near each other like that. at most they look like they're in a cover band for their own band. yet that's exactly how you'd expect Cake to look

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it's the last day I think? to preorder the johnny knoxville and john waters shirt https://fearofaghostplanet.bigcartel.com/product/waters-knoxville-tee people are always telling me I have good shirts, well this one is me approved and it is very good

18+ ray, to random

kale chips on chicken and gf gnocchi in half swiss alfredo sauce

ray,

pretty quick n easy now, I'm getting good at this. though I still have to learn to freeze chicken better

jackdaw_ruiz, to random
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Did You Know:

Blade Runner is a forward thinking and prescient analysis of the transvestigation phenomenon, working within the permissible idiom of 80's hollywood.

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@jackdaw_ruiz holding this in one hand with the fact that whether or not deckard is transg- a replicant being the primary discussion about themes in the movie for some reason in the other

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watching the strokes juicebox music video for the first time in a long time and was like. is that northernlion

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