@ray@goblin.camp

ray

@ray@goblin.camp

Simon Ray
artist
goofy goober
weird
18+ to follow please. nudity in media tab

posts about my life, art, scootering, fashion, walking, fodmaps, Edmonton AB, Christianity, and being gay and trans

don't post much politics but I boost raging communists. if you are not one please be respectful, turn off boosts for me if necessary.

avatar image desc: thinking koala
header image desc: a communist nascar race

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ray, to random

this part of the kitty is so important

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the idea of having my own little shop where I just sell weird shit I collected and peoples art is massively growing on me, and now everytime I see a little shop like that I'm enamored

ray,

this one was rec'd to me on that damn instagram. it's the 'office of collecting and design' in las vegas ( @geet have you seen it?)

it's a collection of miniature stuff and various 'mundane objects'. the thing that caught my eye was a collection of clippings of the various patterns from security envelopes (genius!)

apparently it mostly makes money by doing an ispy scavenger hunt. very cute

ray,

my goal would be to sell things though. I like the idea of curating things to sell. there are so many cool things in the world I like to have and see but then you don't want to keep all those forever.

of course you can keep some stuff and mark stuff you like the most way up lol. or only offer it for a trade that is cool enough

ray,

the office of collecting and design also caught my eye after the initial post because they do some clearly Ispy inspired posts.

  • actually, it seems like these are things that are handpicked by guests to take a photo of.. that's cool!

I love the little ways theyve come up with to interact with the space

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ray,

@geet @geet oops for the old ping I did not even look. but omg hell yeah

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hmm. deeply considering my mixed feelings for this wormesque lamp

ray,

I quite like it. I do think it's too twee in a hideous way, but it's also adorable and weird and smooth

ray, to random

this cat keeps making dry mouth smacking noises but he wont drink water so I have to bring the cup to him on the couch and encourage him to drink and then he chugs it like he's dying

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looking at cushions

ray,

these do fuck though

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this game fucks

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ray,

the commenters on this lets play are calling the humor 'monthy python' and I'd agree, but in a way like back when I found that very funny before hearing the quotes 100000000 times

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one of those mornings where I had to double fist a rollaids and a shot of apple cider vinegar

ray,

balanced, as all things should be

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reverse vampire (someone who keeps bleeding out of his two front teeth. it's pretty horrific)

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the cat was sat on the couch and I wanted to go outside so I tempted him outside with a treat. but just before I was about to go back inside he conked the fuck out in a shadow under the chair. jokes on me

ray,

it's lovely outside so I didn't try too hard to encourage him back in. I just didn't get enough sleep so too much sun does damage to me

ray, to random

On the match with the boys, you think you're alone
With the pain that you drain from love
In a car with a girl, promise me she's not your world
Cause Andy, you're a star :yell:

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ray, to random

habits over time with adhd is like, step 1-???: figuring out that it's hard to remember what groceries to buy, remembering to write a list, figuring out it's hard to remember to write the list, trying various tricks like repeating things out loud to remember a list

final step: knowing I need to prioritize writing down groceries over anything else and stopping what I'm doing immediately to sprint across the house to reach the list while screaming BAKING SODA

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one thing I'll give discord polls is the ability to remove/edit your vote

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I woke up as a giant bug and there's a talking raven that won't get the fuck out of my room and I think there's a girl living in the wallpaper. Mondays am I right? Oh my god it's fucking tuesday.

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The raven: Nevermore

Me: Bro I am so normal about Lenore

The raven: Nevermore

Me: It's totally fine that you're on my door

The raven: Nevermore

Me: I don't even think about her anymore

The raven: Nevermore

Me: I have online therapy at 2 so. Are you going to leave or not. Or.

breakfastgolem, to random
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp avatar

Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

ray,

@breakfastgolem I love that you posted this wholly unprepared for 20 neil cicierega posts to flood your messages

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