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reginasbread

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queer, hag hugger, women enthusiast and apologist, friend of Dorothy, into milfs and meals.

Dolly Parton said: "Find out who you are and do it on purpose", so here I am being gay and obnoxious.
When I'm not busy being obnoxious, I post about books and other things I care about.

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I'm so tired of teenagers being "the chosen ones" in fiction. please, let a middle-aged woman save the universe! she's seen some shit and dealt with it. she's tired of it all. she doesn't give a fuck. she's angry. she will get this shit done.

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just watched a video about the lack of bicycles in hollywood productions. e.g. there are post apocalypse shows where there's no fuel or they can't use engines for other reasons, and the characters are shown walking or riding a horse. they never try bikes even though it's the most popular mode of transportation on the planet. Daryl from TWD on a bicycle? uncool. if a protagonist is doing it, it's a comedy. riding a bicycle is seen as a ridiculous thing to do unless you're a child. I am stunned.

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The Expanse is so funny. You're missing out.

Chrisjen: They're all fucking men.
Dude: I thought only Admiral Souther-
Chrisjen: I don't mean they all fuck men, I mean they're all men, the fuckers.

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seeing Poles abroad queueing for hours in front of polling stations gives me some hope, but I also know that they'll do everything to not count those votes.

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I'm doing MILFs wrapped!
feel invited to learn which milfs got my attention in 2023. it's going to be a list of milfs in my phone aka how many photos of women I downloaded this year.

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time for My Dad Wrote A Porno and scrubbing the kitchen.

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finally reading about this grieving milf in therapy @shippychaos wanted me to. will it still be enjoyable despite knowing the book version? :cat_wall:

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picture it! smelly locker room at my local gym.

a milf approached me and asked if I finished my workout. I told her that I was about to start. then she said that she's there for the first time (she had an appointment with a personal trainer) and was terrified because "what if I won't be able to do it?! I'm not strong!!"

so I spent 10 minutes reassuring her and explaining that her trainer wouldn't make her exercise beyond her abilities.
not all heroes wear capes.

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why is everyone and their mother into bubble butts and tiny waists, and no one appreciates back muscles?

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this is the next level of sportswear

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Tallulah Bankhead would've pronounced "bottoming" as "butthumming"

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reading USAmerican recipes be like:
bisexual math lady meme
y'all can't measure anything!!!

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are there any fantasy books with the main characters being villains, women, AND gay for each other?
I've just read something like this, but it was YA, and I thought how wonderful it would be to have something similar with adults.

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scaring my international friends with the Polish word for potatoes

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Day 1/10

I’ve been invited by @DMX to share one image (no posters, no titles, no explanations) from 10 films that impacted me.

those will be basic shots, so you're probably
going to guess easily.

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shit got even more serious.

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this is so silly that growing out gray hair seems to be an act of bravery. I hate it. it being the society.

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Polish ultra-conservatives would like hotel owners to have the right to refuse to rent a room with one double bed to unmarried people.
you might say it's funny. for me, it's not funny anymore. treating these unhinged Christian militants like harmless jesters is careless.
as you can see, they don't attack only us, pesky queers, here. they're coming for everyone.

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I continue attacking people from work who have known me for years with being queer. I'm tired of omitting this part of my life. my technique is to casually mention my girlfriend and leave people to deal with it. today, I deliberately mentioned her name in a small talk about vacation plans. they asked if she's my sister 🤦🏻‍♀️. I had to clarify, which was annoying because ughhhhhhh. anyway, there was a brief silence, but then they carried on.

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why is reading during casual family time considered rude and watching TV is somehow okay?

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why is 'bare chested' usually used for men and 'topless' for women?
once again, women lack something.

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bouncy titties can bring significant harm to numerous individuals or cause great damage to artificial structures, natural structures, or the biosphere.

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air fryer people are so annoying.
is it because I don't have an air fryer? maybe.
they went from 'you can't cook without thermomix' to 'you can't cook without an air fryer'.
'they' being food bloggers.

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someone just sent me bobbiechrisjen fanart. bold of you to assume that I haven't cried over it for 2 weeks, but I appreciate it very much 😌. feeling the love.

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