patsytheshark

@patsytheshark@mastodon.ie

Nordie living in London

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FOT, to Cats
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The Fluffy Huntress elegantly lounging on the sofa (de bank)

#caturday #cats #cat #catsofmastodon

patsytheshark,

@FOT she is so beautiful
Please offer her a respectful pat and snoot boop from me

dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
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Someone says to you, "I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?"

Please boost for a wider demographic 🙏

patsytheshark,

@dancinyogi I always say something like "whichever will allow you the most satisfying narrative"

Polyhymnia, to sewing

I haven't finished the shirt yet, but wanted to show off my pattern-matching on the cuff! @sewing @elfkin

patsytheshark,
jan, to bapcsalescanada
@jan@kcore.org avatar

person for Veritas cold calls me to talk about storage solutions. Tell him I'm not interested, don't have the time and am not the person to talk about this to.

He ask me who, I tell him that finding that out is part of his job, and I ain't gonna do it for him.

He clearly had not heard that before 😂

patsytheshark,

@jan love this, I will be copying this line!

patsytheshark, to animals

Do you wish you could be this snuggled?
#catsofmastodon

molly0xfff, to random
@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar

Just saw a really irritating anti-remote work chart crime from making the rounds on twitter, from an article claiming that "The most worrying finding in the latest survey -- especially in a workplace that is increasingly hybrid and remote -- is that employees who can do their work remotely have an eroding connection to the mission or purpose of the organization."

https://www.gallup.com/workplace/509759/remote-workers-organizations-drifting-apart.aspx

1/2

patsytheshark,

@molly0xfff if this data were true, I could suggest another interpretation

My company are hassling me to get my team to go back in the office when they don't want to, and that makes me doubt my understanding of the "mission"

goatsarah, to random en-gb

Discussing the British Press, and I'm reminded of the time when I had a moderate amount of celebrity in the UK LGBT community, and the press tried to do a hit piece on me.

Now here's the thing. There's a cheat code, and I'm going to explain what it is:

They will contact you for comment.

If you say nothing, they will publish the piece and say you were offered the chance to comment.

If you tell them to fuck off, they will publish the price and say your response was foul and unprintable.

I did neither of these things. I told them that this piece wasn't journalism. It was ridiculous tittle tattle and represented everything that was wrong with a failing and dying industry more obsessed with clickbait than proper reporting. I asked them if they didn't have proper news to report, and said that they should be ashamed of themselves.

They're basically screwed at that point. "We contacted Ms Brown for comment and she said that this was ridiculous tittle tattle and that the reporter should be ashamed of herself."

They're not gonna say that.

I'm struck by something one of my history teachers once said about medieval castles. They weren't meant to be impregnable. They were meant to be annoying enough that an invading army would decide to investigate other priorities instead.

The piece never ran.

If you're a trans person in the crosshairs of the British press, make yourself an annoying target. They're on a deadline, and if you make them conclude that life is too short, they will leave you the fuck alone.

patsytheshark,

@http_error_418 @stavvers @goatsarah and if they are asking in good faith, something like "ovarian cancer is very serious, here are the symptoms" will actually be helpful
So it's a win-win strategy

mekkaokereke, to random
@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io avatar

This thread is for straight men only.

How to read the news about the head of the Spanish soccer Federation (a man) forcibly kissing a player on the Spanish women's team on the lips, after winning the world cup. You might be thinking:

  • What's the big deal? They're European! It's their culture!
  • And she smiled afterwards!
  • It was just spontaneous! He was overcome with emotion!
  • She released a statement saying that what's important to focus on is the victory!
patsytheshark,

@mekkaokereke I think the "killing the vibe" point is key. The number of things I've put up with so as not to kill the vibe is far too high. You are spot on.

patsytheshark,

@deborahh @mekkaokereke yes! This is key

exador23, to random
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Just got word from Granada Hills that my #RainGarden #landscape project there is performing admirably. No water has flowed off the property. about 1500 sq ft of roof runoff is directed into it and the nearest sensor has registered 4.2" in the last 24hrs.

That's about 4,000 gallons captured and sunk.

patsytheshark,

@exador23 @donkeyherder I love this - so functional and so beautiful

randulo, to music
@randulo@mastodon.social avatar

Are you perchance into ?

I'm releasing a 10-track album called "Conversations". It was recorded in 1980 when my brother Art and saxophonist Peter Ponzol met at a party. They jammed and one week later went into a studio to record with no preparation. Each composition is completely spontaneous.

Here's a preview:

https://soundcloud.com/randulo/tribute-to-duke/s-zH2lGA0aR3r?si=76040f9264974bd695bdd1f040eb3ade&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

patsytheshark,

@randulo that's gorgeous, really ethereal

djphotosandmore, to random

Ornate staircase in need of a little TLC

patsytheshark,

@djphotosandmore that's beautiful, thank you for sharing it
Where is it?

foone, to random
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me: hey look an old thinkpad! I should see if I can get it to work
me: oh good the hard drive still works! it's got windows 98 installed on it
me: and there's the owner's social security number. great.

WIPE YOUR FUCKING HARD DRIVES, PEOPLE

patsytheshark,

@foone genuine question: how do you wipe a hard drive?

I have an old laptop I'd like to pass on to someone who could use it, but I have no idea where to start - I've googled a few guides, but I have no sense of what's true and what's AI-garbled nonsense

patsytheshark,

@jeffrizzo thanks Jeff, that sounds pretty doable

randulo, to random
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You may have noticed I just followed you because you (apparently) agreed with one of my posts. Seems like a good way to find interesting people here!

patsytheshark,

@randulo I'll follow you back for the same reason 🙂

NoraReed, to random
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anything to avoid actually calling in your boys to tell them to shut the fuck up sometimes lol https://cosocial.ca/@evan/110839737998715967

patsytheshark,

@benny on the off chance you're not being deliberately obtuse...

If this seeking of a conclusion was your intention, that is also a belittlement of the original problem. It implies that she shouldn't state the problem if she hasn't already figured out the solution

I think it's pretty obvious why that attitude sucks

But for the avoidance of doubt, that attitude sucks because it prevents the crowd sourcing of solutions, and it prevents people expressing themselves

amberage, to random
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Is there anything I can do against my smoothie's tendency to separate into juice below and semi-solid foam gunk above? Especially milk-based smoothies (as opposed to juice-based).

I just toss all the ingredients and the liquid base into the blender and run it at top speed until it seems sufficiently mixed. Anything I should change about that?

My smoothies usually contain some mixture of banana, raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, and blackberry, on a base of either milk or orange juice. Sometimes slight seasoning (some sugar, some cocoa, some coffee, some honey, whatever I feel like). Are any of these ingredients particularly foam-causing?

patsytheshark,

@amberage not everyone would be comfortable with this, but I find adding a raw egg works wonders. It dramatically improves the consistency, and also adds protein and minerals and stuff

UROCKlive1, to random

I honestly can't recall anyone more incompetent at retail politics. DeSantis now attacking the two most high profile black Republicans for disagreeing with his educational standards teaching that slavery was beneficial.

“What slavery was really about was separating families, about mutilating humans and even raping their wives. It was just devastating. So I would hope that every person in our country — and certainly running for president — would appreciate that.”

🤷‍♀️

https://www.rawstory.com/black-conservatives-livid-after-desantis-tim-scott-for-opposing-slavery-curriculum-2662521365/

patsytheshark,

@junecasagrande @UROCKlive1 came to say this - that phrasing is something else, sheesh

stavvers, to random
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My favourite silly season stories are always the mysterious lion on the loose ones.

We had one in Essex about 10 years ago. It was very obviously a large housecat.

patsytheshark,

@stavvers I was in Clacton that night, I remember it well. And we had to walk home from the pub (quite a long walk), and we were all alternately scaring each other and wetting ourselves laughing

mekkaokereke, to random
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I don't want to talk about Aldean's "Small town" lyrics or video.

I do want to point out (again) that the homicide rate in GOP "small town" counties, is higher than that in Dem "big town" counties. 🤡

https://www.cjcj.org/reports-publications/publications/crime-trends-and-violence-worse-in-californias-republican-voting-counties-than-democratic-voting-counties

A white person in a red county has about as much chance of being shot as a Black person in a blue county.🤡

(I don't know how much you know about crime in the USA, but if you have as much risk of being a victim of anything as Black people? That's not good).

patsytheshark,

@mhoye @alter_kaker @mekkaokereke I think part of it is that there are things it would be reasonable for them to be afraid of (eg climate change), but they don't want to be afraid of that, for whatever reason, and the fear has to go somewhere

BeebsyMcA, to random

Any tips for trapped nerve relief? The pain is actually paralysing. Lower left back but radiating literally all over.
I've taken brufen, got some Voltarol. Can't take anything codeine-based.
😭

patsytheshark,

@BeebsyMcA 🤞it eases off soon and that the physio can get you sorted quickly x

patsytheshark,

@BeebsyMcA delighted to hear it, nerve pain is so awful

LesHughes, to random

Quizzy Mondays are back! and . I was rubbish in both as I was so out of practice. Amol read out those questions at such a fast pace.

patsytheshark,

@LesHughes I liked it being a bit faster, I thought the last few seasons had been a bit slow
and I definitely liked that I could tell when he'd finished asking the question, which had been a problem a few times in the past

Overall I liked Amol as the new presenter, especially his open admiration of Henderson when she got that music question so quickly

patsytheshark, to ask

I'm looking for a physical stencil for fashion figure / croquis in an attempt to design some clothes - anybody know where I can get one?

All my searches are throwing up digital downloads, but I'm looking for a physical stencil that I can draw around

patsytheshark,
stavvers, to random
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IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.

patsytheshark,

@maxwainwright @stavvers I think yes
I'm trying to buy a desk and oh em eff gee, search is useless and internet shopping is pretty rubbish too now

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