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rljenk

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Professor of Funtimes. Follow at your own risk. Just because I might not follow you, doesn't mean I don't read what you post.

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@MatthewTitus88 @SesameSquirrel

Chopin would have been great on the calliope.

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I’m pretty sure this is not the Canadian National Anthem.

rljenk,
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@otheorange_tag You have to be “bilingual” either way.

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Are the blue ladies "Death"?

rljenk,
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@ADignorantium The blue bird was replaced by a black X.

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@otheorange_tag @ADignorantium I thought the Russian ref would approve.

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Licking himself at the end is,

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@otheorange_tag I thought the gesture was this. But you do you…

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Leave "your hat" On?

rljenk,
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@otheorange_tag I don’t think anyone will be able to figure out that Reg was losing his hair.

rljenk,
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@otheorange_tag We’re using code names so that other people on don’t get spoilers.

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Beret and leather jacket. Elton John in his brief Sam Kinison period.

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otheorange_tag, to random
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Don't diagram that sentence!

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otheorange_tag, to random
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"And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford" THAT's a euphemism? only the ref is too dumb to figure it out

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@otheorange_tag

It’s a reference to the (then) future mayor of Toronto.

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AHHH THE Post it notes! They're comin for us!

rljenk,
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@otheorange_tag death by a thousand paper cuts

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Daniel is what happens if “Leaving on a Jet Plane” and “He’s Not Heavy…He’s My Brother” had a love child.

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Is that why the Jets can't win the superbo.... nuthin!

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@otheorange_tag @silverseasun

The trick is imply the existence of the pun without stating it.

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“I don’t what you Dwight.”
“I like Elton John, Eve. .”

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So Dr. Hill’s plan was to have bat wings grafted onto his head? I mean, he did suffer some severe skull crushing in the first movie, so it makes sense!

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@otheorange_tag @rsmon77

If little wings on the head worked for Hermes/Mercury, I don’t see the problem.

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So they have to remove the flag in the hole when the player gets close?

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@otheorange_tag only in flag football.

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It’s disconcerting to watch without musicians.

Like watching NFL Films without voice of God narration.

rljenk,
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No reaction to “disconcerting”? Are the NFL refs sleeping?

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@otheorange_tag

Brass or woodwind?

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