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rljenk

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Professor of Funtimes. Follow at your own risk. Just because I might not follow you, doesn't mean I don't read what you post.

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"And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford" THAT's a euphemism? only the ref is too dumb to figure it out

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@otheorange_tag

It’s a reference to the (then) future mayor of Toronto.

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AHHH THE Post it notes! They're comin for us!

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@otheorange_tag death by a thousand paper cuts

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Daniel is what happens if “Leaving on a Jet Plane” and “He’s Not Heavy…He’s My Brother” had a love child.

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Is that why the Jets can't win the superbo.... nuthin!

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@otheorange_tag @silverseasun

The trick is imply the existence of the pun without stating it.

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“I don’t what you Dwight.”
“I like Elton John, Eve. .”

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So Dr. Hill’s plan was to have bat wings grafted onto his head? I mean, he did suffer some severe skull crushing in the first movie, so it makes sense!

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@otheorange_tag @rsmon77

If little wings on the head worked for Hermes/Mercury, I don’t see the problem.

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So they have to remove the flag in the hole when the player gets close?

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@otheorange_tag only in flag football.

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It’s disconcerting to watch without musicians.

Like watching NFL Films without voice of God narration.

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No reaction to “disconcerting”? Are the NFL refs sleeping?

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@otheorange_tag

Brass or woodwind?

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Do professional football games have full marching bands like high school and college games???

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@otheorange_tag @MatthewTitus88 @analgesicsleep

You must have the NFL confused with Double Bass Ball.

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Vikings have helmets that should be familiar to fans.

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What’s with the editing of this Brenda Lee video?

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@SesameSquirrel @MatthewTitus88

You don’t have the special glasses? Never stare directly the playlist.

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Toni Braxton's voice: smoov like buttah ❤️

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@SesameSquirrel @otheorange_tag By a tight margarine.

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@otheorange_tag @SesameSquirrel

A yellow card would have been more appropriate.

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Breaking the law has pilgrims?

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