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robyneatseverything

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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

A longer, better bio is available on my blog: https://www.robyneatseverything.com

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    @HisLittle_1 @fuzzypeach I care about the cost, but I simply can't bring myself to get animated about any aspect of their lives. The incessant coverage of whatsherface and her photo is pissing me off. I'd only be interested if, as Fuzzy says, there's some kind of coup or bloodline ending event.

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    What a night: Crufts Best in Show, the final of The Great Pottery Throwdown, AND the Oscars later for a bit of outfit-judging.

    I have snacks, I am ready 💪

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    Some good updates:

    • I now have some time off to recharge, well, everything (please bear with me a little longer)
    • I've just been to the gym. On a Friday night; a night I have reserved for sex, drinking, and mischief for the past 20 years.
    • This week, I met my new tiny baby nibling for the first time and they're per-fection ❤️
    • Perfect Guy is now kinda my boyfriend 🥰
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    I swear her ears are growing

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    Every single day, there's a report that's even more horrific than the last, a deathtoll that's more catastrophic, human lives being devastated, and yet it continues, as does our complicity.

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    @Starcross It's a horrible feeling, but we absolutely should keep being angry, and speaking out, and protesting. I know it's all a bit pointless, but it's something.

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    @Starcross Me too, I'm going to try and come down to London for the 9th

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    Had to buy a new washing machine because the last one literally caught on fire*, and I'm feeling completely worn down by the demands of adulthood and I'm off to live in the woods, see ya 🖐

    *just a little one

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    Since I'm currently not using my uterus for anything, it feels unfair that it can't be additional storage space.

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    @lewdmachines "nature's pocket" ❤️

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    A great thing about today: Perfect Guy and I have started saying "I miss you" and adding ❤️ to messages

    A good thing about today: I recorded more audio for GOTN, which is always pure joy, and it's live here https://robyneatseverything.com/please-can-i-wank-about-you/

    A not so good thing about today: those periods of debilitating blankness where you just sit and stare into space because you physically can't do anything else

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    Just noticed (after several years) that a plant in my bathroom isn't fake after all and has roots, and I bet if I now water it, it'll die.

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    @RomanticIsa I think I've done something right by not doing anything; I am a plant killer

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    Ooof. Well, I may not plan anything, or even know what an outline really is, and yeah, I'm probably an opportunist, but at least I would never, ever, gate-keep writing.

    If you write, you're a writer.

    Me defining myself as a writer doesn't take away from anyone else in that role; we can all inhabit the same creative space.

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    @Starcross Yes, complete MADNESS

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    @Starcross A perfect response, thank you 🙏

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    OK, I already have a gym question: my trainer warned me that I'd wake up today with really achy muscles (I'm doing resistance training), but I feel completely normal. No pain or discomfort at all. Am I doing the gym right?

    @SpenPErotica?

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    @jemjabella @SpenPErotica My body is used to nothing! But good to know it might hit me later, thank you!

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    @SpenPErotica @HisLittle_1 @jemjabella Thank you all, I'll eagerly await everything hitting me by tomorrow morning 😂

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    @jemjabella @SpenPErotica @HisLittle_1 Actually still OK? I'll see what I'm like after my second session this week - maybe my body is in denial that exercise is happening!

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    @HisLittle_1 @jemjabella @SpenPErotica I'm just...suspicious! But grateful!

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    Cat updates while I'm away:

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    I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, but I do celebrate love in all its forms: the love of your family, friends, pets, romantic love, platonic love, love that spans ages, love that defines ages, the love you feel for complete strangers, and the love you have for yourself. If today is proving difficult, remember there is love everywhere, and it's too big, too messy, and too awesome to squeeze into just one day ❤️

    #HappyValentinesDay

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    I volunteered to drive 4 hours for work today in the rain. Please praise me for my selflessness.

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    @coldclimate I'm thinking some riotgrrl, maybe DnB to get the blood pumping.

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    My nestie wants to change the cat's food to mature, since she's now over 7 years old, and being reminded of her mortality has ended me 😩

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    @ht_honey They are part of the family 💜

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