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“Does it make us money right now? Then it’s fine.”

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Noodles were invented in China, so the inverse would be more accurate.

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Takes the bribe, chooses a different bid because of the bribe.

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In that case, they need to learn how to spell!

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You don’t get to take credit for that. We’ve been selectively breeding dogs for 30,000 years to get them to where they are today!

Cats are only sort of domesticated, and they chose to do it. Mostly they stay with us for the benefits.

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Yes, it was a mutually beneficial relationship. But while we’ve been breeding dogs for so long that they’ll die for us, cats are much less obsequious.

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Both can, but dogs are more likely to because of the breeding. I’d say it still qualifies, since most dogs do not automatically like all humans. You’d have to disqualify a child’s love that you raised as well, otherwise.

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You really gotta hand it to cats - they attached themselves to the dominant species on the planet. Smart! Dogs we chose to let live with us.

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But they’re like house elves in that they like being enslaved.

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A vassal state that has the US by the balls, apparently, since they do whatever the fuck they want.

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How is the performance supposed to benefit him? As soon as the “red line” is crossed and nothing happens, it makes him seem weak. Usually when being performative, you say something that has a plausible excuse when it doesn’t happen - or something that can’t be acted on until you’re elected. This was very poorly conceived, then.

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Even President Sanders wouldn’t have been able to stop the US government from being complicit, then. But at least he wouldn’t have supported it.

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Pretzel

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Those are snakes, not worms. It says so on the container! Reading closer, it’s also in German. Why didn’t they call them Zwillingsschlangen?

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And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don’t read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.

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Save all the photos before leaving.

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Complaining is his shtick, it’s in the name. It’s well-known that negative reviews get more clicks.

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Really? This comment is on a picture of Captain America punching Hitler, and STILL /s is needed?

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I do get it, Poe’s Law and all that. But this was about as blatant as you can get!

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