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sluttymayo

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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

mainly here to shitpost, but i sometimes post amateur photography or my dog or whatnot

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

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l.l. bean is short for lesbian lesbian beans

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five fresh eye makeup looks for summer that will leave your enemies in disarray

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ai enabled baby

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@yaldi getting my newborn a neuralink so they can start posting on linkedin within a week of birth

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it's a shame that steve bannon, because his shirtmaxxing dad!layering thing could have been cool

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@exchgr gosh, the world is so ready for a demotivational poster meme renaissance

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household tip! ever notice how many coffee filters you throw out? don't

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as a large language lesbian, i have limited yearning for women after 2023, but i am constantly working to improve that

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you only get one time around, so make sure you spend as much time as possible writing rhetorical little dunks in the comments of screenshots of completely obvious outrage bait twitter posts

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llm/ai "prompt engineers" are just influencers: doing superstitious little rituals to appeal to some obscure and unknowable algorithm and hoping that money comes out

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we tried to peer pressure a friend into wearing a helmet on their new electric bicycle, didn't succeed :pensive_cowboy:

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anyone know a retired english coal miner they can ask a question for me? (about mining; not about pissing on thatcher's grave, i have no questions about that)

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real cuddlebug hours in the maison de sluttymayo

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"it's sad, this really shows the moral decay of society right now, people are" shuuuuut the fuuuuuck up

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father thiccenzie
etc etc
look at him working
darning his tiktok butt scrunch leggings in the night when there's nobody there

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happy mother's day to all the moms mommies milfs and motherfuckers

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my wife got me the best early birthday gift ever

the jort horse plush, sitting up, getting his snout sniffed by my dog who is just poking into frame. this is very silly
closeup of the gay little jorts with their adorable little rhinestones

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haha [hair twirl] so is there a gal fieri?

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littleman, budd, and binker, attorneys* at law

*not attorneys, just my dog three times

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free idea: headrest ponytail slot

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@exchgr ooh the old volvos had that! with support for ponytails at three different heights

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a dog so small it lives forever

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looking for a candidate who thrives in fast-paced, dynamic environment (an actively collapsing zinc mine)

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yeah i got a skincare routine bish, it's the orange pumice hand cleaner and then mayo

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damn it i missed the all-lesbian steel drum todd rundgren cover concert at the converted streetcar power plant venue last night

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now listen here son, you're going to be mowing lawns all summer to pay for the damage you caused to my mailbox with that shitdamn frozen baguette bicycle jousting mishap, you hear?

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demanding a ransom in unmarked, non-sequential kohl's cash

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