StefanThinks

StefanThinks, 12 hours ago to random

Butthole Reverse Solipsism https://beige.party/@StefanThinks/112416886535590345

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

We have never seen our own buttholes with our own eyes firsthand, we just have to take it on faith that we actually have one.

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

I would fuck and marry every single adult person alive, but I wouldn’t kill anyone because I don’t condone violence. Am I playing this right?

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

My new underwear has a phone pocket

StefanThinks, 1 day ago to random

My inner dialogue:

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

Manchester Orchestra vs Liverpool a Capella

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

Looks through the constitution Ain't no rule says a dead brain worm can't be a presidential running mate!

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

I have a brain parasite, and I vote! I have a brain parasite, and I touch pretty fire, but fire meanie.

StefanThinks, 2 days ago to random

RFK Jr’s polling numbers are going up, he’s doing very well with the brain parasite voting bloc.

StefanThinks, 3 days ago to random

There should be a new rule that all presidential candidates must get a scan to check for brain parasites that starved to death to be eligible.

StefanThinks, 3 days ago to random

I would have never guessed that the first US musician to make the most poignant protest song condemning the latest war on Palestinians would be Macklemore, but kudos to him.

StefanThinks, 4 days ago to random

Them: You can’t make this stuff up!

Me: You’re not my boss, I can make up whatever I want, don’t tell me what to do!

StefanThinks, 5 days ago to random

Drake meme explaining how the internet feels about the Drake beef with Kendrick Lamar.

StefanThinks, 5 days ago to random

I wish I had the ability to write bangers instead of these fantastic tits.

StefanThinks, 5 days ago to random

I got a roll of stickers to reward my kids for learning new things, but the one-year-old got a hold of them and covered himself with stickers. So now I have no choice but to call him out and shame him for stolen valor.

StefanThinks, 5 days ago to random

Generative AI? More like degenerate AI!

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

They say as you get older, you start using Windows more, but in truth I’ve actually found myself installing more headless Linux boxes now than before.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

I don’t want your pity likes! I NEED them! 🥺

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

I bet people who use the phrase “it boggles my mind” have easily bogglable minds to begin with.

StefanThinks, 6 days ago to random

May the Fourth is a scam invented by the pun industry to sell more merchandise that skirts intellectual property laws.

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

I wasn’t squatting in your house, I thought you were a silent letter!

StefanThinks, 7 days ago to random

I haven’t decided if I hope it rains this weekend or not.

Alice, 1 year ago to random

The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."