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Damn, this kid is slacking. Fucking millennials, doing half the work of their elders and getting twice the praise. I mean, c’mon, a little vomiting, a little head trauma? Homie needs to be fixing some leprosy or cancer like the real saints used to. Dude is barely managed two illegals miracles in a decade ffs.

Hell, St Jude used to help me get it up every time I had to bang someone’s mom after pwning their asses, and this kid is out here doing nothing useful at all. Sheesh. Millennials.

Spolier spoiler >!Just in case anyone can’t tell, the real problem is pretending some dead kid is making shit happen in the first place!<

southsamurai,
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There was a chance to enact real change to prevent this shit from being a common thing. But we, as a population, didn’t carry through. And that’s pretty fucking frustrating and depressing

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The only real problem here is that a good meatloaf is going to end up with its taste and texture covered up by this.

Like, eat how it makes you happy, I’m not saying anyone shouldn’t do that they like. Follow your gustatory joy, you dig?

But from the perspective of combining things to get the most bang for your buck flavor wise, beef is a very deep flavor, and meatloaf is kinda good at enhancing it by evening it out. But, in doing so, most recipes are also going to end up muting it in a way because it’s now a “flat” flavor profile.

When you take that, and cover it with another even, flat flavor like mayo, then avocado too, you end up with the beef no longer being a star, it’s just part of an ensemble.

Now, you can do meatloaf that is much more beef forward, with less evenness. But at that point, you run into a similar issue where the mayo and avocado flatten the end result.

The cheese? Works well with beef almost always. Even here, you’d still have that taste rising up from the even profile.

It comes down to how many fats are in your mouth at once. With all the fats here, the umami, and the beefiness that goes with it, never get a good chance to hit your tongue.

This is a case where having a side that incorporates the avocado, mayo, and cheese as a separate flavor base that you switch between would make the same ingredients so much better. A nice avocado salad would work very well. Cube the avocado, mince some garlic and/or onion. Gently fold the mayo and cheese in. Salt, pepper to taste. Top with something like some parsley just for a visual pop and a bit of brightness to play off of the heavy fats when you’re chewing.

Obviously, you’re minimizing carbs here, or you could do a nice pasta as a bed for the salad, or maybe serve it over a crusty bit of sourdough.

Also, if you’ve never had avocado salad, it’s great. But you gotta be very gentle with the mixing. You do want the avocado to get a little mushed in on the edges, but you need the cubes to be intact for the texture and flavor output to work right. It’s about how each flavor proceeds across the tongue as you chew, otherwise it’s just kind of a waste.

southsamurai,
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Hey, it’s always good to experiment though! That’s always fun, even if it doesn’t work out

southsamurai,
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Sure an’ begorah! We irish here in the states be layin it on thick!

No bullshit though, there are still places where the irish immigrants have carried along a similar subculture. Enough that they go to Ireland and don’t feel like they’re in a foreign country. I suspect that it would be similar for an actual Irish citizen to visit with those enclaves here.

But plenty of the irish here in the states came over not because they wanted what was here, but because they didn’t have much of a choice. It was either immigrate or famine for many. They held on to their identity longer and more deeply than those that came over out of a desire for something else. You get enough Irish descended folks together, swapping stories, and you’ll see that divide. It can get a little noisy when you’ve got a family where multiple family lines have intermarried. Hell, if you throw in the Scots-Irish into that, it can get outright loud.

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My little edgelord ass used to blast it driving past the town police headquarters. Thought I was all rebellious and whatnot.

Great fucking song though :)

southsamurai, (edited )
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Jfc, that site is cancer.

The news sucks, and they suck for having a shitty site. It all just sucks.

A site with less crap to deal with

southsamurai,
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Jesus fucking Christ. Humans are weird.

southsamurai,
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What’s this we shit?

I snuggle every motherfucker I can get my arms around. I will snuggle the shit out of you

southsamurai,
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Turn it into the frolicking pit, get all hard fucking core with the frolicking. Be a couple of happy, smiling, frolicking motherfuckers up in the woods!

southsamurai,
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aggressively warm and hairy snuggling begins

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Depends on the kind of race.

Most races are distance traveled the fastest.

But there are races, occasionally, where you have a set time to reach as far a distance as possible.

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Probably being run off the road and attacked with a knife because I wouldn’t/couldn’t get out of the way of some methed out asshole.

My old car had a gas shut-off if enough big bumps happened.

I was doing 5 over the limit and a dude comes up behind me, honking and going batshit.

The road was a curvy country road with no real way to pull off safely. Too curvy to put my ass on the line speeding up more. So I just waved him around and slowed slightly on a slightly less curved section.

Dude revs up, then starts to jerk into the side of my car.

I brake hard and steer as best as possible to what little shoulder exists.

Passenger side is barely hanging on the edge of a five foot drop, and of course the bump slipping off the paved section hard set off the gas shutoff.

Fine, whatever. The switch to cut it back on is in the fucking rear hatch area.

So I drag my sasquatch ass out out the car to go hit it.

Dude comes screeching back from the other direction. Brakes hard, practically jumps out of the car, pulls a shitty switchblade and comes at me.

Shit went down. I have one small scar, he was worse off. I used to tell the whole story, but people are fucking idiots, and I’m too old for internet bullshit.

southsamurai,
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Shoot, share it anyway. That’s what it’s all about, people just sharing themselves and maybe getting a chance to walk that mile in the other person’s shoes :)

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Nah, that’s the funniest attempt at dissing someone that said something you don’t understand I’ve ever seen.

Calorimeters do a specific job. That job is not the same as digestion and metabolism. Not all foods “give up” calories in the same way, and no foods do so in the same way as inside a calorimeter.

Measured calories via calorimeter are indeed accurate with exactly what they measure, i.e. The exact food that is placed into them.

What a calorimeter can’t do is guarantee that everything put into it is the same.

The more complex the substance is, the more variation there will be between measurements of different batches of that substance. Something like refined sugar is going to give the same results reliably because there’s just not that much variation. Same with refined fats and proteins. Once you get simple enough, the results vary by so little as the be meaningless.

Put two bananas in the same machine, the variance will be greater than that of simpler materials. Is that variance enough to matter on a practical level? Not usually, but it can be.

But, that variance is still there, and the range of possibilities is enough to be significant when calculating what you might slap on a nutritional level of a given food.

Hence, the results aren’t accurate in the sense that they can be reproduced in a precise way. There’s just too much natural variance in foods, even carefully prepared foods.

southsamurai,
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Only one problem. By the time this occurred, every road everywhere was already full of pi. Poor sharon is just one digit in a long line that covers their world. Hallucinating being an independent numeral.

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Pfft, zeroes don’t count ;)

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I’ve been a Dinklage fan since the station agent. The dude can just slap act.

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The fuck are you on about?

Gen z are the millennial’s kids. The older millennials are hitting their forties now. Not all gen z are the kids of millennials, some are gen-x kids too.

I’ve never seen any kind of outrage over comfortable clothes by millennials on any big scale. Or gen-x. Hell, not even all of the baby boomers do, unless it’s at work.

If you’re seeing it irl, then it’s likely just parents parenting, which is a different thing entirely. Online? You gotta at least grab some screen shots of handful of examples before this is even believable as a generation level thing. Better, provide links to it, since screen shots can be faked easily by anyone older than about 12.

If you are seeing it, is it on a specific media outlet? You’ll find that some are more prone to stupidity like bitching about other people’s clothing than other forms of media.

Tbh though, how the fuck can you even tell what generation the people complaining are? Do they give their age? Seems pretty damn weird unless it’s YouTube, but most of those are memes to begin with. “I’m 70 years old and I love/hate this” type of bullshit.

I think you’re full of malarkey tbh, but if you aren’t,I would actually be interested in seeing where this is because millennials have rocked comfy clothes in public for well over a decade. It would be very funny if that’s changing as they age.

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Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.

Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.

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Man, he’s one of the greatest songwriters of the era. Deeply underappreciated.

But I’ve never been able to get into him as a performer. He’s fine on guitar, but his singing just falls flat for me, live or studio. He’s not bad, his voice is pleasant enough, and he’s on key and all that, it just doesn’t “do” anything for me.

Which sucks, because the dude’s talent as a songwriter is insane. Like, “if you needed me”? C’mon, that alone would be enough for anyone to retire proud. I want to like him as performer, and I always give him another try when someone drops a link online, or plays it irl. It just hasn’t worked yet.

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