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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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What happens to a NEET with no outdoors hobbies

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You’ll still turn 30, with the added benefit of not having a chance to not become a wizard

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The only difference is that I thought I would care as I neared 30, but I really don’t. That adolescent pressure to lose your virginity kinda wears off unless you obsess over it

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. (lemmy.world)

At one point during the interrogation, the investigators even threatened to have his pet Labrador Retriever, Margosha, euthanized as a stray, and brought the dog into the room so he could say goodbye. “OK? Your dog’s now gone, forget about it,” said an investigator....

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It’s my turn to share it again! The most important video for any American to watch:

youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE

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Until the police union releases the names of the officers who did this, their community should treat the entire department like they were all collectively responsible, and act accordingly

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I’ve been easing myself into using Mint, but it’s hard to use any Linux distro when all I know about computers is what I’ve been taught by programming memes. I can easily look up all the acronyms, but there’s only so much I can glean from Wikipedia pages that look like they belong on the VX Junkies subreddit

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70% of the market. Half of those computers can’t even run windows 11. Good to see Microsoft taking charge in the fight against the environment by asking tens of millions of people to throw away their perfectly good computers and buy new ones

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Fun fact, billionaires are the only ethical meat

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Who do you think rebuilt the ship of theseus

It’s right in the name lol

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Someone draw it

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“Using technology to complain about technology”

This is like pointing at someone who took a bus to a climate science convention to talk about the problems with air travel and saying “wow, you used mass transit to complain about mass transit”

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

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I want AI for exactly one thing: helping me put my own thoughts into words. A GPT-3 machine trained in 2021 it’s perfectly good enough for that. For everything else, I want simple if-this-then-that programming.

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I mean you can always flip the page over and draw on the other side of it

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The problem is you can interpret it however you want. It’s very easy to justify defying almost any of Christ’s teachings with some fun wordplay. Matthew 6:5-8 is about performative worship, and Christians don’t do performative worship you see, they are actually worshiping so it doesn’t count. Not sure how they weasel themselves out of Matthew 6:14-15 though

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I also eat all the tacos I want

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“Why even be good if there’s no heaven?”

They are actually absolutely right. Because I don’t believe in heaven, I’m exactly as evil as I want to be

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Chris Bakke is a satire account

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At least K has something to do with Kleenex. It’s more like buying Coca-Cola and changing it to J

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Imagine spending 40 billion dollars on one of the most recognizable brands in history, so deeply embedded in the public consciousness that any other company would throw virgins into a volcano for a chance at that level of recognition, just to replace all of that branding with your own little name that everyone has been telling you sounds stupid for the last 25 years

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And my favorite comment from that thread

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/986b07d3-6d1f-42d1-ad9f-151390705768.png

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Eve, from Birdie Wing

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I used to be the kind that would have downvoted this comment, but every android update has me eyeing apple more and more. If there were an equivalent to Tasker, I’d switch in a heartbeat.

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Yeah, I chose $0.50 as an absurdly low assumption, because while the game nominally sells for $15, I don’t know anything about costs involved. A quick google search says his net worth is somewhere around 30-45 million dollars, which is about twice what I estimated. Which most people would use as an excuse to sell the game to Microsoft and retire forever, but Eric Barone is too good for that. I just realized I only own the game on mobile and xbox. Reckon I might buy it on PC next paycheck

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