throbbing_banjo

throbbing_banjo, 8 days ago

Dude’s eyes are unsettlingly close together

throbbing_banjo, 14 days ago

But I was already planning on leaving mine to my son.

Guess he just gets my username and password.

Note to self, turn off 2fa before I die

throbbing_banjo, 24 days ago

I’m straight and have done a fuckton of those

throbbing_banjo, 24 days ago (edited 24 days ago)

Straight guy in an open marriage here. Have never engaged in sex with another man, have had plenty of mfm threesomes. Two men fucking the same woman at the same time are not fucking each other.

The transitive property does not apply to intercourse.

throbbing_banjo, 24 days ago

“I have never heard of this country, therefore any arrest made there is a conspiracy.”

Your logic is flawless, way to go

throbbing_banjo, 25 days ago

Firefox, Bypass Paywall Clean extension

throbbing_banjo, 25 days ago

I don’t care for Gob.

throbbing_banjo, 1 month ago

I mean yeah, reddit fucking sucks. That’s why we’re all here. Stop going there.

throbbing_banjo, 1 month ago

You spelled Sanders wrong. It’s in the headline, how do you even do that? And why are you posting reddit links here?

throbbing_banjo, 1 month ago

I’ve been running Nobara for about a month now and really like it. It’s a gaming focused distro put together by Glorious Eggroll, and it’s set up to make Linux desktop gaming as easy as possible. A few of my more demanding games drop a few frames, but for the most part things run just as well or better in Linux.

It’s worth a shot.

throbbing_banjo, 2 months ago

Part a large body of water using telekinesis.

It’ll be epic.

throbbing_banjo, 4 months ago

I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.

You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.

I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.

throbbing_banjo, 4 months ago

All the cool pre-septegenarians are doing it.

throbbing_banjo, 4 months ago

Lol okay, have fun eating all that seed corn and cotton.

throbbing_banjo, 6 months ago

For all his flaws, Camacho at least tried to enlist the help of, and listen to, people he knew were smarter than him. And at the end of the day, he tried to help his people.

This guy just wants to play dress up and smear shit on the walls.

throbbing_banjo, 10 months ago

11 year old account. When BaconReader went, so did I. Logged out during the blackout and won’t be back.

I like the vibe better here anyway, but it would be nice if my two favorite niche subs would come with. There are Lemmy communities for both, but they’re not very active (I participate in both here, it’s just quiet)

throbbing_banjo, 10 months ago

Well religion has clearly done wonders for your critical thinking skills, thank you for this hilariously batshit example of a brain on religion.

throbbing_banjo, 10 months ago

Yeah you’re right, being trans isn’t even a thing, it’s all just perverted teenage boys who want to… Hear girls pee, I guess?

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? If you find sexual gratification being in the same room where members of the opposite gender take a shit in a closed stall, you go ahead and be as pervy as you fucking want with it, but stop projecting your weird scat fetish on everyone else and just let people go to the god damn bathroom.

throbbing_banjo, 10 months ago

That’s the spirit! Get the fuck in!

throbbing_banjo, 11 months ago

Hear that everyone? This guy promised! Nothing to worry about, then.

throbbing_banjo, 11 months ago

Karma-whoring. It’s already started with the stupid “upote my can of beans” posts… Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.