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turbo

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#oldcars #burgers #tacos #labelmakers #humanrights #caturday #photography #edm #hopeandchange #sandwiches he/his Also at schuss42.bsky.social (but, like, not really very often)

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turbo, to random
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Siri just warned me that tomorrow is a holiday and I may want to turn off my early-morning alarm. If this is how they roll I welcome our AI overlords.

jalcine, to random
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Can't avoid face scans at the airport and I wasn't given an option to opt out. This was at JFK.

Is this it from now on? Like we really just entering this phase?

turbo,
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@jalcine Sadly it seems like it. It’s not like we have a US congress that will pass privacy protection laws either. I cancelled Clear recently because they are moving to face scans also. 🫤

turbo, to random
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I think this is great. Those Boston Dynamics robots are terrifying, so scaring animals seems like their destiny.
https://apnews.com/article/robot-scares-waterfowl-alaska-airport-fb7a0bfaa4aaf39cab99228c253fdb9a

turbo, to random
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HaPpY 3AsTeR y’all

turbo, to animals
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Mood today: literally can’t even.

turbo, to animals
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May your be warm and fluffy!

turbo, to animals
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Lost in thought.

Cmastication, to random
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“Never wash your cast iron with soap!!!”

Right-o. Let’s use power tools and sand paper instead. Maybe a bit of soap after the sanding but before the seasoning.

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turbo,
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@Cmastication talk to me about this polishing process! Is this something you did yourself or does it require specialized machine tools?

turbo, to pnw
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The rainy season has arrived today. I love the sound of its cleansing power washing over my world. Photo from Christine Falls at

turbo, to Cats
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vibe.

turbo, to eattherich
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turbo, to random
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Busy means we deserve a lazy Sunday.

turbo, to animals
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While you are enjoying the warmth of the sunshine, turn back to make sure you aren’t blocking it for someone else.

turbo, to animals
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Everything is so broken in the world. Let’s just stay in bed forever.

turbo, to random
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@kennwhite Is there a password manager we can trust these days? After needing to reset everything in my LastPass vault last year and now Bitwarden falling over, are any of them trustworthy?

kennwhite, to random

Well this is pretty cool: Apple rolls out "SignTime" — online video sign language support for customers with hearing loss.

https://www.signtime.apple/applecare/us-EN/asl

turbo,
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@kennwhite This is so brilliant. Apple’s accessibility team has always been ambitious and impressive. I love how much Apple has prioritized and supported all sorts of accessibility in their products and used everything in their tech toolbox to innovate for all types of user needs.

BeTheCookie, to random

Sperm live in water. They don’t breathe air and they swim. Sperm are fish and they make up half of a baby. GUYS! Babies are little half-fish people! So gross!

turbo,
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@BeTheCookie so…. Mermaids and Mermen are real and we all start life as one? We are just forced to live on land by a cruel land-biased society that rejects our fishy truth!

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It’s ! Celebrate by taking a nap.

mvario, to random
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The Week Twitter Went Evil | The New Republic
https://newrepublic.com/article/176138/twitter-went-evil-musk-misinformation

turbo,
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@mvario Everyone on mastodon: please invite your friends, especially the reporters, historians, teachers, and scientists. If they are not tech savvy, help them get set up. Teach them how to use hashtags. Welcome them them to the community. We need a place for ideas & information to spread. We need what Twitter was supposed to be.

Skepticat, to random
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Daily reminder that I still can't toot a gif.

turbo,
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@Skepticat Start your own server. With gifs and blackjack. :bender:

turbo,
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@Skepticat that’s a fair trade ❤️

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turbo, to animals
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With eyes deep like an abyss the floof stares into your soul, his unblinking stare channeling his mind control command: open a tuna flavor gravy packet.

turbo, to animals
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If you can resist squeezing those toes you are a stronger person than I.

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A spiny orb-weaver spider carefully building her web. Spiny orb-weavers create intricate webs up to 60cm in diameter with as many as 30 loops in the outer spiral.

Video credit: Rachel Barry
Further reading: https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/IN324

video/mp4

turbo,
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@wonderofscience Spiders are so cool! Her method is so scientific and precise. I wonder if she realizes she is also creating art?

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