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usernameswift

@usernameswift@pleromer.net

Enjoyer of :xf_freebsd:; writer of free software; honorary lesbian :verifiedlesbian: (thank you, Natty); Expert en Francopubliage; aspiring linguist; québécoise honoraire; programmer of C

All of my posts made on public visibility, unless explicitly noted, are licensed under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license.
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The name's Eris, though "Swif" (as coined by @yassie_j) works as well.

My profile picture is the Haskell logo modified to be four of the colours of the aroace pride flag (dark blue, light blue, yellow, and orange). It was inspired by @flora

-- Anything of importance in the bio ends here --

"eris is the next god i swear" - @lilith_anne
"can you please please just be a normal person" - @sabbyblue
"eris legit might be an ai trained on freebsd forums" - @halva
"i sign the petition that calls for banning you" - @aks
"once again your abstinence to having a good experience has saved you from folly" - @Heliguy
"bestie please shut the fuck up" - @notsludgebomb
"i meant to react :blobfoxbonk: to a different post but you know what? this one deserves it too" - @starshine
"i still think you live inside what's left of my brain" - @astra
"If I was Interpol I would drone-strike you" - @yassie_j
"culturellement québécois" - @quasar
"L + Eris" - @TheEvilSkeleton

I do things at @va1ve sometimes

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usernameswift, to random
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Why Real Dictionaries Have Fake Words

That's not really how that works
Language evolves

usernameswift, to random
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:gay_france:

lanodan, to random
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Was just checking again what kind of X11 cursors people have made and landed on this uh… thing:

https://github.com/ful1e5/bibata
> Developing cursors involves using serverless functions, incurring costs like compute expenses, hosting fees, maintenance for the Redis database, and other service charges.

The absolute fuck.

usernameswift,
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Worst case scenario I spin a VM up on my laptop
I shudder in fear at the workflows of people like this

usernameswift, to random
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Dear Europeans, go to bed

xenia, to random

I can't remember if this is my account or someone else
but considering axtlos is a relatively unique username,,,,

usernameswift,
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You got banned 😭

usernameswift, to random
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Les français quand je dis «faire du sens» et non «avoir du sens» (complètement enragés)

usernameswift, to random
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I am still not used to the 5th string on my bass :blobfoxwoozy:

usernameswift,
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6-string basses scare me

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i still cant get over the fact i saw people clowning on itsfoss for this post by linking their blogs and stuff

RE: https://transfem.social/notes/9srlme7q8wir250t

usernameswift,
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I didn't notice that the first time around but there really isn't any article 😭

usernameswift,
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I try to not browse the net in general but using lynx is a great way to get load times down

yassie_j, to random
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When will the United States break up

Everyone’s been predicting it for like 300 years now

It’s such a common trope to have a Balkanised USA in fiction, but I feel like it’s as likely as China getting parliamentary democracy

usernameswift,
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Yeah when will the military polycule call it off

usernameswift, to random
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Some kid on the street today asked me if I was the "skibidi toilet ohio rizzler" 😭

usernameswift, to random
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"But the Geneva conventions" come on bro I don't even know who that is

usernameswift, to random
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It's always "who is Yaseen" but never "why is Yaseen"

usernameswift, to random
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Chechnya has recently banned all music slower than 80 BPM and faster than 116 BPM

That place just keeps getting stranger

usernameswift, to random
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I have only ever been banned from one online service: Amazon

ipg, to random
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usernameswift,
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I'm dying at "never respond to new people online"
What is the point of the internet at that point

tetra, to random
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Gays
Did you know
My phone's CPU hates hosting SNAC2

usernameswift,
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I'm pretty sure that there's an instance out there on a Google Home or something so this isn't that bad in comparison

usernameswift,
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It wasn't quite a Google Home but I was close enough
https://its.ryjelsum.me/users/hello/statuses/01HB7ZA98K7X232RSF7E4NHA9F

usernameswift, to random
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Spotify autoplay is lame, I discover my music the real way (campus radio stations)

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usernameswift,
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A common mistake

yassie_j, to random
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Happy Anime Profile Picture Day to me!!! :nkoLove:

usernameswift,
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Yeah I have no idea who you are so I'm going to block you just to be safe

usernameswift, to random
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Just saw graffiti that's a failed attempt at spelling a racial slur 💀

xenia, to random
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hm there seems to be no gtk/gnome client for passwordstore, maybe i should make one, its annoying to open the terminal every time i want to get a password

usernameswift,
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its annoying to open the terminal every time i want to get a password

There's actually a really simple fix for this
Don't leave the terminal

usernameswift, to random
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pacman flags will never make sense to me

usernameswift,
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Oh sure I know the basics, but it's when I have to get into things like -Qqdn that I wish that it were a little bit more straightforward

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