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viktorTheBoar

@viktorTheBoar@retro.pizza

Animation (2D and 3D), tabletop RPG, LARP, game dev, Arduino, Nerf, shitposting, Terry Pratchett, retro tech, ecology, tea, simpits, bridge sims, etc.

If famous, it would probably be for the live action interactive trash FMV game General Horse and the Package of Doom.

I used to have a personality, now I have a dog.

Sometimes I might sound angry, it's just cynicism that comes with too much age. I love you all.

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viktorTheBoar, to random
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I know the Fedi isn't the place where where this is news but Meta Business Suite is an unresponsive and broken piece of shit that literally breaks more often than not. This isn't even some sort of 6D chess enshittification obfuscation, it's just badly made -.-

trixter, to comics
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If we do Pivot to Video for @IaconUnderground, instead of having a big busy toy display behind me, I’ll just move this to the wall behind my desk:

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter THERE ARE BABY DINOBOTS? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?!??

viktorTheBoar, to random
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We're more or less public with our relaxing little video game. Please follow @cave_hikers to see more or even better, wishlist on Steam :) https://store.steampowered.com/app/2850620/Cave_Hikers/

viktorTheBoar, to random
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You know we live in a very silly timeline when someone says "I'm watching Planet of the Apes" and you have to ask which one

viktorTheBoar,
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@kyonshi did you include the Tim Burton one?

viktorTheBoar,
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@kyonshi One! There was one Planet of the Apes and nothing else ever happened... except for the Simpsons musical

viktorTheBoar,
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@kyonshi THE WHAT NOW? Aaagh 🤦‍♂️ 🤦 🙈

viktorTheBoar,
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@kyonshi I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THIS WHAT?!?!?!??

Oh wait, I think I remember it from some children program or other. Wow...

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Some people line up to be the boot.

viktorTheBoar,
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@textfiles Oh no, I hope I don't get caught and punished by these hot young people because I'm obviously recording this boring movie

trixter, to random
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Intentionally going to the flea market on my bike without the milk crate on the back so I forcibly limit how much dumb shit I can bring home

viktorTheBoar,
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@Hundstrasse @trixter Kind of like that. When I visit the flea market, often the first thing I buy is a bag :D

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I want to add my fanfic to my Neocities site but the best way to do that is with CSS and I've spent the last 20 years refusing to learn CSS.

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter it works. All the letters and numbers seem to be here.

viktorTheBoar, to random
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I instantly believe anything people tell me about Metal Gear Solid

viktorTheBoar,
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@Hundstrasse you could have told me it's still in the game, I'd have no reason not to believe it

viktorTheBoar,
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@Hundstrasse I don't believe that!

viktorTheBoar, to random
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Can anyone tell me what this melody sounds like?

Also, testing if you can upload sound to Mastodon. It would be really weird if you could upload video but not sound, right?

trixter, to random
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Someone remind me tomorrow that I should upload the master PDF of my BotCon ‘05 Transformers Bootleg fanzine to archive.org or something

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter Is it tomorrow yet?

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter Good luck ^^

trixter, to Transformers
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Thanks to this Transformers zine project I’m involved with, I ended up getting up in the middle of the night to spend over an hour rereading my own very old fanfic. It was not especially well-written but boy did it have a lot of feelings.

My love language was emotional trauma. :)

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter I like how the site looks good on both 4:3 and 16:9

trixter, to random
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Who else up scrolling to avoid ending the day

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter I haven't even made tea, let alone started working. I've got too much scrolling to do

trixter, to random
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"Cheap espresso machines are like free kittens," I mutter to myself as I order a bottle of descaler that costs about twice what I paid for the machine and which I absolutely need thanks to the horrible water in my town.

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter tiny mug for scale

slyflourish, (edited ) to random
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Show me pictures of your physical D&D or RPG notebook! I need inspiration!

viktorTheBoar,
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@slyflourish This are my character's in-game notes from @Glupinickname 's Eberron campaign. A normal notebook bound with glue and string in faux leather from a handbag. Making stuff like this during live play helps me concentrate on a game and not stare at my phone.

Too bad I used such a cheap notebook for this :/

It was a cute campaign, my character would write a notebook completely truthfully and he would always implicitly believe anything ever written in any book

one page shows scribbles about an oven or something, the other is Urza, an orc companion.
One side is about a staff that turns into a hatchet, the other is about an NPC with GM's note attached.
More magical items.

viktorTheBoar, to random
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So many news and blogs and comics don't have an rss button, but you just add /rss to the link and it's right there. The old clunky internet that actually works is still here, people just need to know where to look

trixter, to random
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Important PSA for Xers and Xennials as the US faces some nasty winter weather:

Doc Martens are not snow boots.

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter yeah, I took them mountain hiking once. It was a hike of constant falling. I mean it was fun but it took a while to get anywhere

viktorTheBoar,
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@trixter it was about 15 years ago, so it's okay. Maybe I'm the only one who remembers that (I'm not)

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Free idea for a currency in an SF world: Clickthrough!

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