Me: wants to call coworker
Teams: "He's currently away"
Me: "Well, I guess I can try anyway"
Teams: "lol jk, he's actually been offline for the last 15 minutes" immediately redirects to voice mail and refreshes the status badge
Being a perfectionist is a curse because now I have the urge to add all JSON-LD features and pass the entire official test suite 100% :blobfoxgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands: