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Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: wreckedcarzz.com

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wreckedcarzz,
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Like the names of your asshole neighbors

big brain time

wreckedcarzz,
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Ooh ooh, I’ll be the wolf secretary in nothing but glasses - who else wants to play HR Nightmare with me? We can get the whole floor involved! Rachel, you’re on filming duty. One at a time, now. Alex, come sit on daddy’s lap~.

:P

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“so are you going to finish what you started?”

wreckedcarzz,
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Lmfao the parenthesized text makes this absolute gold

wreckedcarzz,
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“stop resisti- wait wtf STOP ENJOYING IT”

wreckedcarzz,
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But what if I want two wolves inside me? WHAT IF I WANT THAT

(just knot me already uwu)

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“oh, I can solve that. nobody is hungry… if everyone is dead.”

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Is anyone going to tell them about stack overflow, or…

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
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clears throat

I go on and on, can’t understand why I love Babo’s; must have a superpower ate 225-thousand meals. Get it calculated, do the math, I ate a thousand meals that made me shit my pants. And for the last 300 months I’ve had 16 restaurants put me in the hospital; heart go (paddles charge) bump. Where you get your meals?

I heard 93 restaurants say no MSG; 2 bypasses and 10 heart stints. And I’m still gon’ yell it every time you see me eatin. What’s my favorite word? FOOD! Why they gotta say it like $hort? FOOD! You know they can’t clean off my plate, can’t hang with the Big Smoke; can’t finish that order.

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

Eat at Babo’s

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How are you that dense to not notice that the car isn’t slowing down at all, for that long? Driver’s a fucking moron.

wreckedcarzz,
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plays gran turismo while waiting for the race to start

wreckedcarzz,
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Fuck yeah. Let’s get FedEx and UPS too. DHL can be monitoring the police scanner.

wreckedcarzz,
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This has legitimately always pissed me off. The mid(dle) west is not in the eastern portion of the country. The first thing I’d do as supreme leader of the united furry states of america is put everyone that says things like “Ohio is in the midwest” onto a boat headed to the Bermuda Triangle. Then sink it when it approaches, just to be sure.

I’ve heard arguments “but in 1612 we didn’t know that if we kept walking we would find more land” or “the population density is what matters”. You know what I say? On the boat.

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🎶 aluminum foil (foooooiiiilllll) 🎶

wreckedcarzz,
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Explain? I haven’t heard anything negative

wreckedcarzz,
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Imagine how far they could shoot a dumb bomb

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I feel proud to say that I have friends that would absolutely assist with something like this

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