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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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yassie_j, to random
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Need gf whose name also begins with “Y”

I need us to be Y²

yassie_j, to random
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Feeling settled into my new pfp now, I recognise myself as myself

yassie_j, to random
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I have sold your account to the Saudis

yassie_j, to random
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We're only two days into the official campaign period and already it's been a complete shitshow from Sunak.

Firstly, he announced the election date while in the pouring rain, making him look like a drowned, pathetic rat.

When he was in Wales, he expressed glee about the upcoming European Cup... Except that Wales did not qualify at all, but England and Scotland. So uh... That's like rubbing it in lmao.

Just yesterday, he went to Belfast's iconic Titanic Quarter, where the actual Titanic was built. Local journalists asked him if he was "captain of a sinking ship".

Then, of course, there's the fact that Sunak barred journalists from some portions of his campaign...

I legitimately think that with the way Sunak is campaigning, it's very easy for non-aligned/anti-Conservative press (and the Labour party) to create a narrative that Sunak is a fucking loser (which he is).

yassie_j, to random
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I change your default reaction to :hertog:, even if you’re on a Mastodon instance

yassie_j, to random
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I place you behind a waterfall because you’re my valuable treasure

yassie_j, to random
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>media is set in the far future
>city is called "Neo-(name of existing city)"
> :blobfoxannoyed:

yassie_j, to random
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RIP Kabuso, the classic Doge dog.

Big sad. Much respect. Very grief. Wow… :’(

lexi, to random

currently giggling hysterically and kicking my feet thinking of that video where joel vinesauce buys a tv in voices of the void and plays that video of an alien singing just the 2 of us

yassie_j,
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@sneexy @lexi I compress Ruben aggressively, but hug Lexi gently

yassie_j, to random
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Uh, need???

yassie_j, to random
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I find it funny that The Big Bang Theory had a spin-off prequel in Young Sheldon, which now has a spinoff called Georgie and Mandy

This means The Big Bang Theory could soon rival Misskey in how many derivatives it has

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intrusive thought to say "port bash" ​:kekw:​

yassie_j,
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@puppygirlhornypost hi Amber hii hi mahhee hamneber

yassie_j, to random
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... I sure hope it does!

yassie_j, to random
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Time to sleepies :333

I rest on your lap like a creature

yassie_j, to random
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So-called “free thinkers” when I type “woem” into the chat

yassie_j, to random
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I have created a No Uwuing sign

yassie_j, to random
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HE COMES FOR US

yassie_j, to random
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Uh oh!! I can’t believe this!! You have to drive slowly now.

18+ yassie_j, to random
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I cooked some meat curry, with steamed vegetables, and boiled rice. Nom nom nom.

Deliciously flavoursome and I added just enough spices to the curry to complement the mutton.

yassie_j,
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@ambergrey all 4u

18+ sarah, to random

If I saw an instance spring up that said, "We are committed to actively moderating against religion," I'd be extremely concerned with any of my dealings with them and would take all my interactions with them with caution. Even more so if I knew this concern had been brought up to them in the past and they had ignored it.

Just speaking as a Jewish admin on this network

yassie_j,
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@ch0ccyra1n @sarah How tf you gonna moderate “against religion”? What is this /r/atheism? Lmao. Wait until they tell you that they’re enlightened by their own intelligence or something.

yassie_j, to random
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Just so everyone knows, I keep a backup copy of everything I record on each episode, so it’s ultimately just kind of sucks for future episodes lol. I can still work from the raw audio.

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/825ac815-4880-4930-8722-cdfecbe433ce

yassie_j, to random
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Work on getting The Yascast is going to be delayed because

Uh

I can’t extract the audio files O_O

yassie_j,
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Oh my god.

“As of April 15, 2024, workspaces in the Basic plan will allow up to 2GB of cloud storage for projects, recordings, shows, and other files stored. Exceeding your allocated limit will result in restrictions to your workspace, prohibiting creating new content, including recording and uploading.”

They changed the TOS so now you have only 2 GB of storage instead of unlimited…

THIS MEANS THAT THE AUDIO IS TRAPPED IN THE STUDIO

WHAT THE FUCK

yassie_j,
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They locked my work behind a fucking paywall

yassie_j, to random
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I love doing road sign shitposts

This is for a British primary route

yassie_j,
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