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yassie_j, to random
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Need gf whose name also begins with “Y”

I need us to be Y²

anthropy,
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@yassie_j I need a [person] who abbreviates you to 'u' so I can

yassie_j, to random
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Feeling settled into my new pfp now, I recognise myself as myself

puppygirlhornypost,
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@yassie_j that’s good!

yassie_j, to random
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I have sold your account to the Saudis

MagicLike,
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@yassie_j Look at our great land full of freedom and breathtaking architecture! Our women areeven allowed to drive a car!

yassie_j, to random
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We're only two days into the official campaign period and already it's been a complete shitshow from Sunak.

Firstly, he announced the election date while in the pouring rain, making him look like a drowned, pathetic rat.

When he was in Wales, he expressed glee about the upcoming European Cup... Except that Wales did not qualify at all, but England and Scotland. So uh... That's like rubbing it in lmao.

Just yesterday, he went to Belfast's iconic Titanic Quarter, where the actual Titanic was built. Local journalists asked him if he was "captain of a sinking ship".

Then, of course, there's the fact that Sunak barred journalists from some portions of his campaign...

I legitimately think that with the way Sunak is campaigning, it's very easy for non-aligned/anti-Conservative press (and the Labour party) to create a narrative that Sunak is a fucking loser (which he is).

yassie_j, to random
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I change your default reaction to :hertog:, even if you’re on a Mastodon instance

yassie_j, to random
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I place you behind a waterfall because you’re my valuable treasure

yassie_j, to random
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>media is set in the far future
>city is called "Neo-(name of existing city)"
> :blobfoxannoyed:

winter,

@yassie_j I guess I won't be inviting you to Neo-Yastoria :akasad:

yassie_j, to random
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RIP Kabuso, the classic Doge dog.

Big sad. Much respect. Very grief. Wow… :’(

yassie_j, to random
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Uh, need???

yassie_j, to random
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I find it funny that The Big Bang Theory had a spin-off prequel in Young Sheldon, which now has a spinoff called Georgie and Mandy

This means The Big Bang Theory could soon rival Misskey in how many derivatives it has

volpeon,

@yassie_j The Big Bang Theory Cinematic Universe

yassie_j, to random
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... I sure hope it does!

yassie_j, to random
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Time to sleepies :333

I rest on your lap like a creature

anthropy,
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yassie_j, to random
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So-called “free thinkers” when I type “woem” into the chat

ambergrey,
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@yassie_j lol I’m wearing a yellow shirt with a lightbulb that says “free thinker” today :fatpikachu:

yassie_j, to random
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I have created a No Uwuing sign

ambergrey,
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@yassie_j but what if I feel…uwu :BlobhajBlanketSlate:

yassie_j, to random
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