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yockeypuck, 1 month ago

@merchantHelios Oh an (((opinion))). Who signed off on (((that)))?

yockeypuck, 1 month ago

@confederatehobo @nugger Adding R-value to my sleeping pad by filling it with warm liquid instead of air (the warm liquid is cum (it's my cum (25-minute YouTube video)))

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@RatPoster Some of my followers are w*men.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Dinosaurs are fucking girl autism, don't encourage him.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer The only pterodactyl I want to hear about is an Baldwin DR-12-8-1500/2.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer If you're outside my windows screeching about fucking failed diesel locomotive concepts you better be single that's all I'm saying.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer Sending the muscle yenta out to fight the poast mutual is definitely a porn plot.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson I swear to fucking God just ask Precious out. Just say "hey, I'll be in town Saturday, want to grab a drink?"

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson All aryan broads are a little crazy. Did you say "no" and he should drop it, or did you say "yes" but there was no click and he should drop it, or did you go for a great date and this is a courting ritual and me getting frustrated in my mentions is just part of you guys forming a family? Because the last one is based.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson I'm trying to figure out if Lemons or you is the cringe one in this e-relationship. Don't apologize to me.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@Barbecued_Lemons @TimeSpent @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson F in the chat. Just accept that she feels e-friendship and let her see your e-banter and e-witticisms, it's better for everyone that way.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @Barbecued_Lemons @ForbiddenDreamer @Dan_Hulson Women on poast will seriously compare themselves to an anime waifu.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@not_br549 What if I can save her?

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @not_br549 How do we know until I try?

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @not_br549 If she's something like three-quarters jewish she might think she's jewish but that would make our kids majority Aryan. Seems worth checking up on.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @not_br549 Thank you. God can raise nine Aryan superchildren raised in an Alaskan cabin with my jewish musclewife even from these very stones.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@TimeSpent @not_br549 The most mid White girl is prettier than the hottest jew anyway.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@merchantHelios Marrying a manlet is a fit punishment for fleeing the women-mining-coal paradise of the DPRK.

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@supersid333 @Zettour @merchantHelios Did you miss the part where he bought a wife from human traffickers?

Did you miss the part where he was short?

yockeypuck, 2 months ago

@xx99 @qwerty @BigDuck Barack OSAMA Hussein the HOMOSEXUAL NIGGER.