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The socialism you like is going to come back in style.

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yockeypuck, to random
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GROOMED BY GRAF_EBOOKS

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The martini is basically just a shot of gin or vodka in a fancy glass with a James Bond reference. It follows none of the rules about balancing flavors of sweet and bitter, or sweet and sour. It is a drink for alcoholics.

yockeypuck,
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@alex It is better if you actually put some vermouth in it.

yockeypuck,
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@alex When I order a martini I need to specify that I would not like a glass of cold gin (or, worse, a glass of cold vodka), it's sad.

yockeypuck,
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@alex @BowsacNoodle James Bond was a psyop to convince impressionable Americans that having an accent and setting arbitrary standards was the epitome of cool, and boy did it hit.

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Inside you there are two software developers.

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yockeypuck, to random
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Healthy anime titcow goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - ATTRACTION TO AUTISTIC MEN. Many such cases!

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merchantHelios, to random

WTF......

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios "D-d-doctor-senpai, are you sure this is really safe and effective?"

yockeypuck, to random
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Real.

saxon, to random

Hello Poa.st. I've been radicalized and anime pilled so here I am.

yockeypuck,
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@Riamu @WoodshopHandman @saxon >airplane in header image.

I'm sorry. ♂️ 🧩

yockeypuck, to random
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>President of Harvard is an illiterate, dishonest, anti-White nigger
>President of Harvard suddenly angers jews
>President of Harvard being an illiterate, dishonest, anti-White nigger is suddenly a problem

I see.

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios Oh there's been a big thing about how it turns out she's a plagiarist who doesn't publish any articles that's got the conservative media all upset because she testified in front of Congress in the pro-jew hearings and didn't commit to killing all anti-semites.

IAMAL_PHARIUS, to random
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No, you racist shitposters were not here first. Have you talked to the people who have been here since pretty much the beginning of Mastodon? Guess what... You were not here first. And this is my instance, I can moderate it how I want. And I will forward reports.

yockeypuck,
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@Hoss @kroner @IAMAL_PHARIUS >jelq guard

nugger, to random Japanese
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IF UR SMOKE VAPE YOUR BE COME HOMERSEXIAL
SO WARCH OUT

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios @WoodshopHandman @nugger Our friend is saving her, send him your power.

yockeypuck, to random
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Blocked 109 fedi users (it's all their fault).

yockeypuck, to random
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yockeypuck, to random
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"QUESTIONABLE MAINTENANCE PROFILES could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this aircraft before. There could be QUESTIONABLE MAINTENANCE PROFILES anywhere."

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios Do I think that the captain saw the inspection signed off by "Jaquaneesha" and said "I am not flying this bird"? No.

Do I think that the nigger-induced crisis of competence was related to that bird looking sick? Yes.

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jews posting hilariously fake evidence to justify their racial vendetta? Sure glad this has never happened before.

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yockeypuck,
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@DrRyanSkelton @graf @Druid Dude show some respect or Frodo al-Bagens will fuck you up.

merchantHelios, to random

LMAOOOOO

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios WOW ISRAEL IS BASED I LOVE RABBIS

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First Christmas potluck of the year. There were three lasagnas. On such a carb rush right now I'm vibrating.

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios My church has a big Christmas orientation.

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I would do unspeakable things to her especially if she was wearing elf ears(she would wear elf ears if I asked)

yockeypuck,
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@merchantHelios @MisterLister Never had any eggs.

Not even one.

Never will.

"Omg, you're missing out!"

Maybe.

You're missing out on greasy dudes cranking their hog to you.

Keep your eggs.

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Her: "My son Jonquarvious is my world."
Me:

WoodshopHandman, to random
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I will be riding this high for the next several years

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yockeypuck,
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It's better if you're her boss and just asked her how badly she needs this job.

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