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My problem is I always forget to listen to the in-flight announcements so I never figure out how to put my seatbelt on.

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I was about to say 87 years ago but four score and seven highlights my administration's focus on mathematics.

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Just like Kyle to slack off when a world record is on the line. Thanks, Kyle!

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Reading through the articles and linked articles in the comments, gas stove emissions contribute to, not a direct cause of, the deaths of .04% of the 50 million people in the US that use gas stoves.

Not saying this isn't important, but I don't think this will ever crack the top 10 concerns of my lifetime.

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I'm almost 50 years old and I've been hearing about this for almost 50 years.

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The title does say "very safe" so that's good enough for me.

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From the species that brought you the airplane, the atomic bomb, landing on the moon, and gator daycare - introducing swamp side luxury dining next to a fucking congregation of alligators...

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I can't tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.

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The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.

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Gas be damned, I gotta get my steps in!

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I just woke up and read the headline as "highly photogenic bird flu"

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Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.

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And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!

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It's Australia - better make sure they aren't lethally poisonous!

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So "A" evolved from cattle. Must of been from the Angus breed.

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Hey guys...I don't think that picture's to scale...

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I have that book but that page is stuck together.

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From the looks of the picture, Joost has no idea why he's disqualified.

/shrug

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I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

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Giant ape grabs girl, girl screams at ape, ape climbs Empire State Building, biplanes shoot at ape, ape puts down girl, ape falls to his death, girl cries over dead ape. I've seen it a thousand times, Smitty, and it doesn't get any easier.

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