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PugJesus, to gaming in I'll be sad when they're 100% gone one day
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Well I've never done it on PURPOSE. But a lot of little scratches add up over time.

PugJesus, to rpgmemes in Sliding into your DMs
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Pegging is anal penetration via strap-on

"Sliding into your DMs (direct messages)" is a term meaning "to message someone" usually with the implication of flirtatiousness or the like.

A Dungeon Master, one who runs a game of Dungeons and Dragons, is often called a DM.

Thus 'sliding into your DMs' also fits pegging a dungeon master.

PugJesus, to whitepeopletwitter in "Thought-Terminating Cliches"
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Nichevo.

PugJesus, to HistoryDrawings in Roman troops opening ranks at the Battle of Zama to channel charging elephants into javelineers
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Heh, I've always fancied myself a writer, but as a perfectionist, I've yet to finish anything I regarded as suitable for consumption for anyone other than myself. Maybe someday.

PugJesus, to gaming in I'll be sad when they're 100% gone one day
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I've never scratched a digital game too hard to play.

GoG offline installers, my love

PugJesus, to HistoryDrawings in Roman troops opening ranks at the Battle of Zama to channel charging elephants into javelineers
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Though their fate is unknown after being paraded in the Triumph with the rest of the prisoners of the war, Rome isn't recorded as using war elephants themselves for almost a century afterwards, and venatio, beast fights, were not yet popular. So hopefully they were used for some more mundane purpose, like a rich guy showing off his fancy pets, or as draft animals.

PugJesus, to grimdank in Space Marine genderswap
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I mislabeled it, apparently it's just of Space Marine chapters, not the primarchs specifically. The bound one is a Blood Angel succumbed to the Black Rage.

PugJesus, to HistoryDrawings in Roman troops opening ranks at the Battle of Zama to channel charging elephants into javelineers
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Only two of the elephants were killed in the battle; the other eight were captured. One hopes that both mother and calf were counted amongst that eight.

PugJesus, to HistoryDrawings in Roman troops opening ranks at the Battle of Zama to channel charging elephants into javelineers
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You want some extra heartbreak, before this battle, about 70 years before, the Romans faced another war-elephant using foe, Pyrrhus of Epirus, and...

Cassius Dio also related the story of the wounded calf. He wrote that Pyrrhus was put to flight because "a young elephant had been wounded, and shaking off its riders, wandered about in search of its mother, whereupon the latter became excited and the other elephants grew turbulent, so that everything was thrown into dire confusion. Finally, the Romans won the day, killing many men and capturing eight elephants, and they occupied the enemy's entrenchments."[99]

PugJesus, to historyporn in Prototype Nazi multistage cannon ('V-3'), Occupied Poland, 1942
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Ideas brought by all that delicious panzerschokolade

PugJesus, to RoughRomanMemes in I must study you for science!
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Explanation: Scipio Africanus was actually amicable towards his nation's enemy, Hannibal Barca, but Roman-Carthage enmity is always funny.

PugJesus, to HistoryArtifacts in The Sedgeford Hoard, gold coins stored in a cow bone, Britain, 1st century BCE
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PugJesus, to historyporn in Theologian Albert Schweitzer and his cat
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Let's count its brain cells

PugJesus, (edited ) to RoughRomanMemes in Let's take a moment to appreciate George Washington as a Graeco-Roman god
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Yeah. The only bright spot is that he did turn to abolitionism later and life and began plotting a way to free his slaves legally (first by selling Mount Vernon, but he couldn't get a price that would cover his debts that he ran up funding the Revolutionary War and his retirement). But "I'm going to free my slaves the proper way according to the norms set up by my fellow slaveholders" and then up and dying before fulfilling that falls a bit short of ideal behavior. At least his will emancipated all the slaves he did own (after the death of his wife, who, unlike him, was an ardent slaver).

He was a stodgy old patrician, and a man of his time. But for all that, he preserved democracy, or its seed, at a time when it was very fragile in the US, and for that much, he will always be admirable.

PugJesus, to PoliticalCompassMemes in Damn Joe Biben scary
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Don't worry, apparently, it's his son who has the massive cock.

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