gzrrt,
gzrrt avatar

For sure, every airport needs a good parking lot.

ImplyingImplications,

Central Park(ing)

NetHandle,

Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn't guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.

Edit: spelling

Dagnet,

This could be a cool idea for a roguelite game

zalack,
zalack avatar

🎶 they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot 🎶

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum. And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see them.

Tigbitties,
Tigbitties avatar

Oooooo bap bap bap

subignition,
subignition avatar

Viewing this on kbin on mobile. Top and bottom of image were cut off, but the result is even funnier

Uriel238,

Isn’t that where the CPUs go?

Gull,

How about affordable housing?

RothyBuyak,

No one would create it today 🥲

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