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We live during a critical point in history, and I am determined to laugh at it

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From the satanic temple FAQ

DO YOU WORSHIP SATAN?
No, nor do we believe in the existence of Satan or the supernatural. The Satanic Temple believes that religion can, and should, be divorced from superstition. As such, we do not promote a belief in a personal Satan. To embrace the name Satan is to embrace rational inquiry removed from supernaturalism and archaic tradition-based superstitions. Satanists should actively work to hone critical thinking and exercise reasonable agnosticism in all things. Our beliefs must be malleable to the best current scientific understandings of the material world — never the reverse.

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I'm not sure what they're going for here but about 100 years of marketing data has proven that clothing sells better on tall skinny pretty people.

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Ron's determination shines through like a pair of polished leather boots. He's currently digging his heels in, facing challenges head-on. With each step, his resolve remains as sturdy as a well-worn pair of heels. Ron is stomping forward, his footprints leaving an indelible mark, ready to kick up some dust and make strides towards his healthcare reform goals.

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You know what else uses as much water as a swimming pool? Swimming pools.

And don't get me started on golf courses.

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There's 500k people on strike in the province of Quebec right now. Nurses, teachers and school bus drivers.

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Reminder when he served McDonald's to football players?

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He either fucked up somewhere, he refused to do something "they" wanted or he wanted to do something "they" didn't want.

With the potential of what AI can and/or shouldn't do, I think it might be one of the last two. That's only because money is involved and it feels like greed is rampant.

Then again, maybe he's a pedo.

I'm not sure if this makes me a pessimist or a conspiracy nut.

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Bernie. They would have made statues of him if he was president.

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The only people buying this bullshit are boomers.

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Ask anyone under 30 if they're a feminist and most would say no. Ask them if they believe women should have equal rights and they'd say, "Duh".

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The Million $ Man. Keep it set in the 70's though.

Can you offer investment advice? I'm debt-free, about to start earning $2k more per month than I need to survive. Please offer any suggestions for optimal investment method(s).

48 years old, currently have no investments. My net worth is my car and the clothes on my back, and I don’t ever want to be in this situation again....

'We're ungovernable': House Republicans nix votes on two funding bills as shutdown deadline nears (www.nbcnews.com)

House Republicans closed out the week by canceling votes on two party-line funding bills in the span of 48 hours, a setback for new Speaker Mike Johnson and a sign of persisting dysfunction in the chamber ahead of a key funding deadline....

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Somalian pirates are the only thing that comes to mind.

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She fucked over Bernie. It has nothing to do with her being a woman.

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You don't need to tell me anything. How about that? And please stop assuming I'm filled with writhing hatred over her. She's an unlikable human and I'm hardly the only one that thinks it. Have a nice day.

Lena Headey's New Show Could Be the Sci-Fi Sleeper Hit of 2023 (www.inverse.com)

The Silo comparison isn’t unearned: Beacon 23 is based on a short story collection by Hugh Howey, who wrote the source material for Silo. The series follows a space lighthouse (Howey really has a thing for cylindrical buildings) and the various keepers who have lived there over the years. The first episode focuses on...

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