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ivanafterall

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I've done it for far less noble causes. It's just nice to be the good guy for once, you know?

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I would go with, "It was a tense gathering" to take the joke past perfect.

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Jesus, finally. How many cuts did they need?

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Yeah, I can't wait to get free Wendy's all the time.

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I think he's panicking. The shuffling is like a scared kid who doesn't know what to do. He's traumatized after unexpectedly watching a man burn himself alive. And the gun makes him feel safe, even though it's illogical. Just my guess. Maybe he's just an asshole. It's pretty awful regardless.

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It's a strong argument for all children being born in jail.

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She was female in Texas?

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In a few years, our kids won't even know what species hoisted the flag at Iwo Jima.

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All I've gotta do is get her there. My walkthrough of my Jellyfin server setup will do the rest...

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Thanks for rendering my little private rebellion worthless. It's all I had left.

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I, too, hate being surrounded by a warm and plentiful gathering of friends and loved ones singing a song of appreciation for me. Every year! Without fail! All of them never forgetting. There are always so many of them! Like, just for once, let me have a birthday alone in a Texas Roadhouse, which I have never done!

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Nice! When is his birthday?

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You should really try writing a country song, if you haven't. Like Token/Tolkien in South Park picking up a bass for the first time.

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I just want to see him wear his sneakers in front of a black audience once before the election is over.

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Camera pans to black mannequin wearing gold sneakers in crowd

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Option 3: Blaze a new trail right down the middle, talking enough that people know you're weird, but not enough that people start to like you.

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Add some phyllo dough and walnuts and you're on your way to homemade baklava.

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Really depends on how you drink it. I buy bulk beans and grind them myself, which runs me like $7-$10 a month, maybe?

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Yes, the green/white and white/green upgraded racing liveries are imprinted in my brain.

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