God Rule

GBU_28, 5 months ago

They’d just reply you “fell from grace” sometime after birth, due to sin.

winterayars, 5 months ago

This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.

Zehzin, 5 months ago

Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade

Stovetop, 5 months ago

Just for a fun fact of the day, it is a globus cruciger, which is an icon meant to represent Christian authority over the world.

It coincidentally looks a bit like the older ball-shaped grenades with pull pins on top, which is why one was made into the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

nicknonya, 5 months ago

God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first

Nepenthe, 5 months ago

He had him consider all the animals first 😬

SnotFlickerman, 5 months ago

If we’re talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.

Just ask bedbugs (“traumatic insemination”) or angler fish (“parasitic mating”).

GnomeKat, 5 months ago

Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?

Sasha, 5 months ago

Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin

Slovene, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

Or ducks or sea otters

Sanctus, 5 months ago

Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I’m glad he did it.

wreckedcarzz, 5 months ago

Foreskin 👌