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Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: wreckedcarzz.com

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I’m the guy on the right but my sign would just say ‘gay’

wreckedcarzz,
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Nah, break the status quo. Just ‘gay’. Maybe with a cute outfit~

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Not to be rude but…

clears throat

the absolute FUCK is a vanilla cookie? I am a certified fatass and I’ve never heard of anything remotely like that.

Or do you mean ‘a regular fucking cookie’? Either way, it’s shit product packaging.

clears throat again

Thank you.

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Actually if the number is based on the amount of dough than you’d get the same conclusion, so that also makes no sense (it’s still “40%”).

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bribe

limits

Uhh… whut

E: sorry Steve but we pride ourselves on only taking a little bit of bribery, and your level this year was ‘moderate’. We can’t have people going around here like that, we have to stay on the down-low.

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loudly proclaiming “I’m lesbian, Brian. Penises are icky. Get your head out of the gutter, ugh.”

Make them awkward once, and they won’t make you awkward ever again.

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TIL, thanks!

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Of course! This is America!

:P

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Just pruning the population. And all those suvs and trucks would finally, themselves, touch grass instead of just mall parking lots.

Let’s gooooooooooo

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Did you know that some vehicles have a trunk release within the drivers reach? Did you know that some of these vehicles do not check for speed readings before allowing you to release the trunk lock? Did you know that some of these vehicles have springs so strong that they can hold the trunk open against wind resistance of over 50mph? Did you know that some of these vehicles have an angled license plate location, obscuring the plate when the trunk is open? Did you know that you can test this with just you and a friend following you on a quiet/rural road? And did you know that not all states require a frontal license plate?

Use this information wisely. And fuck speed/combo cameras that are set to a very low tolerance.

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Ugh I have to run a business now too? What’s next, taxes?

(because context ‘bars’ mean ‘of copper’ but also generally ‘liquor establishments’… this thing on?)

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some

You: THAT MEANS ALL DURRRR U TUPID

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leaves the master password for my locally-hosted password manager to someone in my will

Steam: lgtm let them in

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Most of the stuff here I can’t relate to as I scroll by (I’m not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh… 😳

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SponsorBlock*

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My ex was very into ltt when they were just getting off the ground, and I thought the content was trash but I stuck with it so I knew wtf the latest video was about so I could be prepared to discuss it. Then started the bell curve of ‘decent’, then for a very short time ‘good’ and almost ‘enjoyable’, then sliding down the other side of the bell curve back to ‘decent’, and now it’s just actual garbage.

I only remain a subscriber for the weekly wan show, and that is wearing on me too. Linus just can’t shut the fuck up to save his life, and he interjects more than a helicopter parent. He seems like a decent guy but I want to punch him in the face regardless.

I’ve been a subscriber to gn for like a decade now and the quality of the content is just night and day. I feel like the poor editors at ltt are pumping out stuff that would be cool if if was 2004 and they were using windows movie maker. But it’s just sad for everyone who got pulled into this toilet vortex, and the people who actually have skills are being ignored for the lulz and the most basic of internet humor. At least Arby n The Chief didn’t try to cast itself as a serious, educational show. “my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoi” was great for that. Ltt at that level is just awful.

I’d absolutely love to see Emily (I think that’s her name…) break away and start her own channel. Their knowledge dwarfs all the other presenters, and they actually know what the fuck they are talking about, instead of half-assing a script and going ‘yolo lolololol money is no object for short-term internet fame’.

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It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

I mean keyboards and yada yada but you get the point.

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Then we are over here like rips the whole leaf and stem from the tree

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