Kolanaki, (edited )
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B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

Manzas,

Smashing blocks into the ground …

Johanno,

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

Lath,

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

Guthix,

Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That one Oblivion NPC where you can pickpocket infinitely if you paralyze him first?

Guthix,

Old School Runescape, but good guess 😂

Skua,

I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Only if you don’t invade, annex or puppet it!

gothic_lemons,

Yeah I blew up a couple planets recently… In my defense I didn’t want to micro manage more planets, and the game was slowing down due to too many pops…

Kidplayer_666,

Not if you manage to conquer the world indeed

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just finished CK3 for the night. Is there a love crimes list? Because I’m pretty sure my family tree is the example.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I suspect it’s less of a tree and more of a “family spaghetti” then

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Hey, a fucked up tangle of vines is still a plant

julia,

Overthrowing a mega corporation

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The public will love you, but the judges will make sure you suffer a lot for the rest of your life

zloboslav,

freecell is a card game and it’s not even the gambling type… wtf do I do now???

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Shoving spades and clubs on top of royalty may be a crime somewhere

deur,

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Depending on the country, that’d be a crime against the environment

Caitlyynn,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Intergalactic genocide

Jyek,

To defend managed democracy?

Caitlyynn,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

To defend my room temperatures

Scribbd,

It’s a whole list:

  • Illegal biological experiments
  • Biological warfare
  • Grave robbing
  • Booby trapping graveyards
  • Kidnapping
  • Torture

Guess the game?Meet your maker

ArmokGoB,

Rimworld?

Scribbd,

The list does fit Rimworld. Yet, I was playing “meet your maker”.

Tourma,

Splatting in public.

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

AngryCommieKender,

Yeah, but you accidentally shouted at that kid while trying to play tag, and that will get you every time

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

I was actually arrested once for lollygagging

laurelraven,

At least they got that kid’s sweetroll

kaboom36,

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

Kyrinar,

Uh…is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

Nejo,

What game is that?

Kyrinar,

Last Epoch lol. Been playing falconer, big fun

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