Sam_Bass,

Cept for the first hit

MajorHavoc,

In this thread: a surprising number of folks who have given serious thought to monetizing anxiety.

Hiro8811,

Duckduckgo nice

LemmyKnowsBest,

and after I interacted with this anxiety post, algorithms gave me this probably

then_three_more,

Welcome to your new carrier in risk management.

Bougie_Birdie,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Get a job in cable news.

But don’t, actually. Getting a job necessitates a job interview, which is a high stakes conversation that will give you a panic attack.

Instead, get comfortable at your current, toxic job that doesn’t meet your needs. Better the devil you know than a whole new scary job and application process.

lugal,

Make others share your anxieties and sell them insurances

LemmyKnowsBest,

The tricky part is the hustle. Figuring out a way to manipulate people into purchasing our goods and services.

Try this:

“ANXIETY SALE! HALF PRICE!”

People might like the idea of cutting anxiety in half somehow 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just don’t tell them it’s only for your benefit, not theirs.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml
  • osvaldo12
  • magazineikmin
  • thenastyranch
  • Youngstown
  • mdbf
  • everett
  • slotface
  • khanakhh
  • cisconetworking
  • rosin
  • kavyap
  • ethstaker
  • InstantRegret
  • DreamBathrooms
  • megavids
  • ngwrru68w68
  • Durango
  • tester
  • tacticalgear
  • Leos
  • GTA5RPClips
  • modclub
  • cubers
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • normalnudes
  • JUstTest
  • lostlight
  • All magazines