LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

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LemmyKnowsBest,

do group chats show an indication of who has read things?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’ve heard that the price of McDonald’s food has doubled and people are definitely not saying “hey you get what you pay for” when it comes to McDonald’s price increase and they’re definitely not buying MORE of it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

And if it’s down at the floor of the ocean or lake, is it just called mud?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah the hard part while you’re sitting around waiting for life to get better is that you have to eat broccoli instead of chips. That’s no fun but that’s how life gets better.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If we love food so much, we need to learn to make it ourselves. Expecting minimum wage workers not paid enough to survive, to cook all your comfort food for you while you sit on your ass, needs to become a thing of the past.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

with savage wild fun free-spirited tastes like theirs, how could they have been comfortable in a formal restaurant to begin with?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m pretty sure shows like this are a huge contribution to the mental illness epidemic these days

LemmyKnowsBest,

The flying night puppy is feeling unwell 😥

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first guy should try to get a refund, for funsies.

The second guy should make it more clear that he & the first guy are both just joking around, because people here may or may not be understanding that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

came for what looked like a thumbnail photo of raw meat.

stayed for the shards of glass embedded in your soft bare feet.

LemmyKnowsBest,

“Don’t quote me on that.”

-Diplomjodler3

LemmyKnowsBest,

Al is harmless & fun & makes the world better but AI is a threat to human wellness & sanity & employment.

LemmyKnowsBest,

We’re making that happen in the comments.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Doctor who didn’t give clear directions: “Get ME a sperm sample”

Patient: “Ummm… okay?”

LemmyKnowsBest,

I always thought Homer Simpson was fat. Now he’s even fatter.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m on semaglutide, it makes me small but unfortunately for the lab-grown diamond industry, I’m still not microscopic.

LemmyKnowsBest,

amazing you made it 12 years! That’s probably a record for most people. Reddit will find any way possible to permanently ban any account they randomly choose. anyway congrats on making it 12 years.

LemmyKnowsBest,

No worries, I found a way out of this conundrum, no savings or retirement needed… JUST GET CANCER & PERISH 😄👋

"Outrageously" priced weight-loss drugs could bankrupt US health care (arstechnica.com)

With the debut of remarkably effective weight-loss drugs, America’s high obesity rate and its uniquely astronomical prescription drug pricing appear to be set on a catastrophic collision course—one that threatens to “bankrupt our entire health care system,” according to a new Senate report that modeled the economic...

LemmyKnowsBest,

Worry not too much. Over at r/Ozempic, It’s mostly just a bunch of fat people posting still-fat pictures of themselves.

For example:

“I used to be 310lbs, and now I’m 280!”

LemmyKnowsBest,

There is no shortage. It’s available to anyone who wants to pay for it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

The girl in blue would be a lot happier if she’d get over her possessiveness & jealousy issues, and just start warming up for a threesome.

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