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Stoop_Solo, in Anon buys almost $40K worth of Bitcoin and loses everyhting

Glad to know he's so humble as to accept a mere 2X return.

Greg, in Jimmy Wales: One of the biggest obstacles to ... cryptocurrency ... is the sheer number and size of scandals associated with it.

… and no practical use cases for so many years.

InduperatorRex, in My First Encounter With A Cryptobro On The Fediverse
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Didn't El Salvador lose half of the money it spent on bitcoin?

TootSweet,

Yeah, there were so many snarky comments I could have made and something about El Salvadore was high on the list of candidates.

WanderingStar, in Mass adoption around the corner? Tweet about Bitcoin from user with 500 followers gets 64000 likes in an instant. Laurens Hof (@laurenshof)

I shall avoid the confusion by staying off twitter

HedyL, in Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

he was also considering propping up the industry by minting a single billionaire numbskull

Although it may seem inconceivable at the moment, even this supply could eventually be exhausted.

AmericanScream, in Police tell Bitcoin ATM firm to 'go to hell,' take scam victim's cash from machine

I guess two wrongs can make a right sometimes.

n3m37h, in Study suggests 95% of NFT collections are worthless

I’d like to see the 5% that aren’t worthless, pretty sure they are

Speculater,

They’re buying and selling to themselves to wash crypto. Worthless to us, not to them.

ryan, in NFT Bro Laments That Nobody Is Buying Expensive JPGs Anymore

You're telling me that my limited edition GIF of the Backstreet Boys which I got for free by having a ticket to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour is worthless?? I should have sold it for $0.10 back when the market was at its peak 😔

FuckFashMods, in Former Celsius CEO Alex Mashinsky Arrested—SEC, CFTC and FTC Sue for Fraud - Decrypt

Nice to see Mashinsky actually arrested. And to have so many charges against him specifically.

He's definitely not going to be able to scurry out of this one.

Somewhat ironically, this is good for Buttcoin :)

magic_lobster_party, in Bitcoin miners will struggle to survive the next ‘halving’ event amid electricity costs, debt payments

Crypto enthusiasts are hopeful that a once-in-four-years event which rewrites the underlying code of the world’s biggest cryptocurrency will extend the current market rally.

Chill down. It’s just a variable change.

HedyL, in Mass adoption around the corner? Tweet about Bitcoin from user with 500 followers gets 64000 likes in an instant. Laurens Hof (@laurenshof)

The aforementioned tweet can also be viewed here: https://nitter.net/stretchmikep/status/1671942731571273729#m

zombiepiratefromspace, in IO-Radio #10: Reddit Censors Its Largest Crypto-Critical Community - IoRadio.org

That's... actually worse than a lot of what we've been protesting this week.

So Reddit is putting a disadvantage/brake on criticism regarding the scam of the century?

They are leaning on the scales in order to make the future a shittier place!

Very disappointing. Even from a status quo, where you're already disappointed.

Heresy_generator, in The Reddit boycott is good for crypto - CoinDesk
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Obviously, the ability for a company to make unilateral decisions that severely affect users is a Big Plus for a movement that is advocating for transparency, open access and user control. Perhaps an enterprising lad, laddess or ladx could build the next Reddit, only decentralized.

And as we all know, you need crypto to do decentralization; it's the only way.

Skrewzem,
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Actually you could scrape decentralisation. No one besides the owner can actually be trusted with knowing what's right for the platform, and u/spez even allowing users to revolt proved that, obviously. Just make the next reddit, but with crypto.

Stoop_Solo, in ‘Jeopardy’ Fans React to ‘Crypto Bro’ Contestant’s Poor Performance

I wish I could be as cool as Tym. I'm going to throw away all my money and change my name to Styyp_Syly.

Stoop_Solo, in Ethereum Crypto Bro Put Me In My Place

What was all that nonsense with chicken sandwich comparisons? Is there a big chicken sandwich-based criminal cartel or something?

redditrefugee,

Chick-Fil-A is a chain of chicken fast food places that is owned and operated by homophobes. So some people boycotted them because of this.

Stoop_Solo,

I'm still not sure how that fits here though. The religion thing is secondary to the chicken sandwiches. No one dislikes CZ purely because of his beliefs, but directly because of his business. It would only work as a comparison if the chicken sandwiches were the pseudo-currency of a criminal enterprise and a way to get money out of people with the promise of a chicken sandwich that you wouldn't see, but were assured that with each passing moment, your chicken sandwich investment would yield an ever-increasing supply of chicken sandwiches in perpetuity.

FuckFashMods,

It definitely doesn't fit here.

Most people would support a Chic Fil A boycott if the owner was known to be a health code opponent or purposefully created unsafe food or something like that.

In the same way you don't want the bank CEO to be running a Ponzi scheme.

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